25 cent rim jobs!

[neci]

please pass the bleach.

 

[IndieSnob]

This explains why you asked me earlier what Clorox stocks were at.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Want the stiff bristle brush too???


<<<<<<<<<<< always tries to be of service

 

[CHNOPS]

That really chaps my ass.

 

[IndieSnob]

Buy some softer toilet paper.

 

[neci]

This explains why you asked me earlier what Clorox stocks were at.

did you get the soap?

Want the stiff bristle brush too???


<<<<<<<<<<< always tries to be of service

no bristles! one must care for the anal passage.

That really chaps my ass.

:buttcream:

 

[neci]

i don't like soft, fluffy tp. maybe i just have old plumbing.

 

[IndieSnob]

did you get the soap?

I don't think I'm the guy you had pegged for that job.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

please pass the bleach.

You do detailing?

 

[neci]

I don't think I'm the guy you had pegged for that job.

ya know, that's one thing i've never done. hmmmm...

i should plant some squash.

 

[neci]

You do detailing?

only on thursdays between 3 and 6.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They make soft bristle brushes, too.


Then there are always old tooth brushes.


And a 6-serving supper of old-fashioned oatmeal should do the trick, too.

 

[neci]

http://www.noodlesoup.com/ProductImages/9765hr.jpg

 

[neci]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Ginger_Finger_for_Figging.jpg

 

[neci]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m039scFAO71qgdqppo1_500.gif

oh lordy.

 

[Farrah]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m039scFAO71qgdqppo1_500.gif

oh lordy.

Dammit Neci! As if I wasn't horny enough, already.

 

[neci]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4zawpxxw1r0g5e9o1_500.jpg

 

[neci]

Dammit Neci! As if I wasn't horny enough, already.

you should go finger your ass.

seriously.

 

[Farrah]

you should go finger your ass.

seriously.

I want someone else to do it.

*pouts*

 

[sweepthefloor]

I never licked an asshole yet.

 

[neci]

I want someone else to do it.

*pouts*

i wish i could help.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02wr0gVJJ1roa1jzo1_400.gif

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

http://thumbs.21centurytube.com/2011/12/0/9/bdfcefc443.jpg

 

[neci]

I never licked an asshole yet.

you must. for the nerve endings alone.

 

[Wok]

I never licked an asshole yet.

Always worth a try.

 

[neci]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02no4TQdr1r3si7eo1_400.gif

right up the crack