Gamelover221
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- Jan 27, 2002
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Hello, I'm Michael! I could try to wow you with stunning intellect or steamy eroticism, but all those "how to get laid" books say that humor works the best 
I'll try not to bore you with my personal details, but you might want to have a few details. I'm a 24/yo guy with a college degree working as a humble bank teller in Austin, TX. I'm a big dork and if you give me a book/movie/videogame and stick me in a dark place, I'm generally pretty happy. I'm a very easy-going guy that try's to live by the mottos "If I don't bother anybody, nobody will bother me" and "Only boring people get bored." I'm still searching for "a good job and a good woman", so I thought I'd work on the woman part
While finding someone next door to me would rock, I don't mind a LDR (long distance relationship) with the right person. Instead of going into detail on some ideal person that doesn't exist, I've decided to have some fun and make some compatibility statements. My only basic requirements are a slim/average body, beautiful smile, an inquisitive mind (smart is sexy!), and an appreciation for my sense of humor.
We might not be compatible if…you don't speak French very well. No, I'm not talking about the language silly!
We might not be compatible if…I you think the first Star Wars movie is Episode I. It's Episode IV, get it right!
We might not be compatible if…have no common sense. I had bad allergies growing up and my parents decided to move to…CEDAR PARK! ….yeah, gotta have someone with some common sense in the gene pool.
We might not be compatible if…you have more friends than you do fingers. I'm not so good with names and I absolutely refused to play the "name game" back in elementary.
We might not be compatible if…you've never kissed another girl. No, I'm not expecting hot 3-somes or anything…really!…but it's nice to be able to say, "Yeah I tried once and it did/didn't do anything for me."
We might not be compatible if…you've never seen Thundercats, Silverhawks, or Voltron. Generational gaps really stink don't they? If you are too old or too young to have seen/heard of these cartoons you really missed out!
We might not be compatible if… you don't like PDA. No, I'm not fishing for an exhibitionist here, but it's always fun to make people jealous
We might not be compatible if…you wear fake nails. Some people hate spiders, some people hate people that don't use turn signals, some people hate to be cold, some people hate when girls wear fake nails…then there's me who hates all that stuff
We might not be compatible if…you are big on compromise. If we have 4 TV's in the house, I want to watch cartoons, you want to watch a movie, why in the heck do we have to settle for watching reruns of Friends together???? Argh!
We might not be compatible if…You didn't laugh, chuckle, grin, or snort after reading all of these. If you've lost your sense of humor you better go find it quick!
Whew! Ok, anyone out there that made it through all that? Feel free to say hello!
I'll try not to bore you with my personal details, but you might want to have a few details. I'm a 24/yo guy with a college degree working as a humble bank teller in Austin, TX. I'm a big dork and if you give me a book/movie/videogame and stick me in a dark place, I'm generally pretty happy. I'm a very easy-going guy that try's to live by the mottos "If I don't bother anybody, nobody will bother me" and "Only boring people get bored." I'm still searching for "a good job and a good woman", so I thought I'd work on the woman part While finding someone next door to me would rock, I don't mind a LDR (long distance relationship) with the right person. Instead of going into detail on some ideal person that doesn't exist, I've decided to have some fun and make some compatibility statements. My only basic requirements are a slim/average body, beautiful smile, an inquisitive mind (smart is sexy!), and an appreciation for my sense of humor.
We might not be compatible if…you don't speak French very well. No, I'm not talking about the language silly!
We might not be compatible if…I you think the first Star Wars movie is Episode I. It's Episode IV, get it right!
We might not be compatible if…have no common sense. I had bad allergies growing up and my parents decided to move to…CEDAR PARK! ….yeah, gotta have someone with some common sense in the gene pool.
We might not be compatible if…you have more friends than you do fingers. I'm not so good with names and I absolutely refused to play the "name game" back in elementary.
We might not be compatible if…you've never kissed another girl. No, I'm not expecting hot 3-somes or anything…really!…but it's nice to be able to say, "Yeah I tried once and it did/didn't do anything for me."
We might not be compatible if…you've never seen Thundercats, Silverhawks, or Voltron. Generational gaps really stink don't they? If you are too old or too young to have seen/heard of these cartoons you really missed out!
We might not be compatible if… you don't like PDA. No, I'm not fishing for an exhibitionist here, but it's always fun to make people jealous
We might not be compatible if…you wear fake nails. Some people hate spiders, some people hate people that don't use turn signals, some people hate to be cold, some people hate when girls wear fake nails…then there's me who hates all that stuff
We might not be compatible if…you are big on compromise. If we have 4 TV's in the house, I want to watch cartoons, you want to watch a movie, why in the heck do we have to settle for watching reruns of Friends together???? Argh!
We might not be compatible if…You didn't laugh, chuckle, grin, or snort after reading all of these. If you've lost your sense of humor you better go find it quick!
Whew! Ok, anyone out there that made it through all that? Feel free to say hello!
