24 Hour Crack Whore

[lavender]

 

[estevie]

I would be the innocent bystander standing in the shadows laughing at Lav unsuccessfully trying to whore herself for crack.



Yes, you are rambling!

 

[riff]

A homeless person or hobo

I see these people all of the time. I would like to try it and then write an article on my experience.

 

[Tim1]

hey Lav?

Could I join you and we could be slut whores together for one day?. I'd kinda like that too. ...can a guy be a crack slut whore?

 

[Wiggles]

I would like to be a drunken stoner, again. God I miss those days.

No responsibilities, no sense of time, no memory and permanent munchies.

That was the life.

 

[OUTSIDER]

apart from the old man woman swap one that comes up on the BB every four or five months I think I'd like to be a traveller....a person who goes from place to place without a plan or an idea of where I'm gonna end up or a playboy jet setter.

 

[lilminx]

Hmmm... I think that I'd like to experience life as a high-class whore for 24 hours. Not a crack whore, because Traffic and Requiem for a Dream definitely do not paint a pretty picture of life like that.

 

[lavender]

 

[Gingersnap]

I would love to be a torch type singer like Peggy Lee or Ricky Lee Jones. Yeah thats what I would like.

 

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

No, no Minx you've got it all wrong.

If you want to be a whore, go for the full sleaze. I mean what's the fun in being a high class whore? It's quite a bit like marriage.

Lavy, you seem to know an awful lot about whoring....

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I'd be a serial merderer, but I want a week instead of 24 hours.

to go around hunting unsespeting girls, then attacking them in the night, gutting them with a knife. To hear them scream in terror... oh the tears the pain the horror, the blood.

There is who I want to be for a week, then when the week is over ease back into the cracks and become who I am again, savoring those memories.

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

I'll give you a piece of rock if you suck me off.

 

[Weevil]

Is it me or is Lav getting weirder and weirder? Must be psychosis week at med school.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

If that's the case, I'd definitely have to be...

Lilminx's and Lavy's pimp. Not only would I have the benefit of making money, but I'd have these two lovely ladies serving me. Hmmmmm??? I think I'd like to add Siren, Juicy, and Summer to this list. Hell, Just let me pimp out the whole ladies of lit. Like Lavy stated earlier. If I'm going to be a pimp, let me go all out. *wink*



kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[lisalove]

I'd be a serial merderer, but I want a week instead of 24 hours.

to go around hunting unsespeting girls, then attacking them in the night, gutting them with a knife. To hear them scream in terror... oh the tears the pain the horror, the blood.

There is who I want to be for a week, then when the week is over ease back into the cracks and become who I am again, savoring those memories.

ahem...fly you're going to that bad scary place again hon...did you take yer meds today?

lol...actually this does leave me with a creepy feeling..what if you actually ARE a serial killer and are here (at Lit) to recruit more girls for your psychotic pleasure!!!!

(well it's within the realm of possibility)

 

[Baron]

Gee what grim and unpleasant fantasies. I wouldn't mind being president for a day. Better yet, Superman. Or Bill Gates. I could spend that money and have FUN!

 

[Nogard]

This is not a nice thread. You can do better. I am disappointed in you

 

[lavender]

 

[brushstroke]

Nothing outragous I know, but I'd like to be a guy with a 12" cock for a day.

It'd make a nice change from this huge monster that I've been lumbered with.

 

[Nogard]

You haven't slept, you are tired. I repeat, You disappoint me. You are better than this. If not, I guess I was mistaken about you

 

[patient1]

I would like to be Rush Limbaugh for a day!

We'd have a huge National Forum, & I'd only accept calls from LIT members! Maybe we'd discuss John Ashcroft. It would be a wonderful afternoon.

Not everybody could participate, though. Since I'd be a millionaire, I think I'd make those sex research grants I'm always authorizing when someone poses an unanswered question a reality...

For starters, because Modest Mouse would confuse the audience, & because SeXieleXie could use the money, and because I think they'd each do a really good job. I would send them to New Orleans, give them each 1/2 million dollars, and tell them they had a year to work their way back home & independently of one another determine:

Does the clit actually retract just before orgasm, or does the surrounding tissue swell?

 

[seXieleXie]

I would like to be Rush Limbaugh for a day!

We'd have a huge National Forum, & I'd only accept calls from LIT members! Maybe we'd discuss John Ashcroft. It would be a wonderful afternoon.

Not everybody could participate, though. Since I'd be a millionaire, I think I'd make those sex research grants I'm always authorizing when someone poses an unanswered question a reality...

For starters, because Modest Mouse would confuse the audience, & because SeXieleXie could use the money, and because I think they'd each do a really good job. I would send them to New Orleans, give them each 1/2 million dollars, and tell them they had a year to work their way back home & independently of one another determine:

Does the clit actually retract just before orgasm, or does the surrounding tissue swell?

 

[patient1]

Laughing
My
Ass
Off

You'd have carte blanche, of course. After all, next day Rush would be in his "Right Mind" again, so I'd make it irreversable.

So you'd retain the book rights, just so long as your conclusion was made public. Wouldn't that be interesting? I bet you could recruit volunteers right here.