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I think something's wonky, the fire marshall won't allow 200 people in here...

 

[glynndah]

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I think something's wonky, the fire marshall won't allow 200 people in here...

I think I got counted twice.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I think I got counted twice.

Me too...It peaked at 223 from what I could see...

 

[Edward Teach]

I think I got counted twice.

Yeah, I was supposed to count heads but when you went past I hit the counter twice for some reason.

 

[glynndah]

Yeah, I was supposed to count heads but when you went past I hit the counter twice for some reason.

Ah... I can be occasionally distracting.

 

[tickledkitty]

What are y'all still doing up???

 

[Edward Teach]

What are y'all still doing up???

Waiting on you.

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh, really? Well, here I am. Now what?

 

[Edward Teach]

Oh, really? Well, here I am. Now what?

I need to count you. Or give you a breast exam, I can't remember which.

 

[tickledkitty]

Hmm...Well, okay, Eddie the brave.

Hey, have you folks seen this person colonolangus? WTF is up with that name anyway? Is it spose to be like Colonel Angus? or is it actually like a medical word for one who licks another's ass? Kinda like cunnilingus. Although the word colono means colon. Whatever. Perhaps I should Google it?

 

[Edward Teach]

Hmm...Well, okay, Eddie the brave.

Hey, have you folks seen this person colonolangus? WTF is up with that name anyway? Is it spose to be like Colonel Angus? or is it actually like a medical word for one who licks another's ass? Kinda like cunnilingus. Although the word colono means colon. Whatever. Perhaps I should Google it?

Maybe it's his name: Colon O Langus

Now what about that breast exam?

 

[tickledkitty]

Maybe it's his name: Colon O Langus

Now what about that breast exam?

His name is Colon? God, that's sad.

The breast exam will have to wait. I gotta go to bed. G'night Eddie.

 

[Edward Teach]

His name is Colon? God, that's sad.

The breast exam will have to wait. I gotta go to bed. G'night Eddie.

Okay, I researched colonolangus and here is what I found:

Colono = colon

Langus = To self-seize one's "manhood" from behind and underneath with agression

So Colonolangus is to seize one's "manhood" from behind and underneath agressively with your colon.

Ready for that breast exam now?

Eddie the Intrepid

 

[Guest]

Does everyone have insomnia tonight?

Teach - your hands are cold.

 

[Edward Teach]

Does everyone have insomnia tonight?

Teach - your hands are cold.

I know. Wonder how I could get them warm?

 

[Guest]

I know. Wonder how I could get them warm?

Not with a breast exam.

My nipples are all perky now.

 

[rgraham666]

Does everyone have insomnia tonight?

Teach - your hands are cold.

Looks like it.

My hands are warm. Had them wrapped around a hot mug of coffee.

 

[Edward Teach]

Not with a breast exam.

My nipples are all perky now.

Hmmm. S'pose a good hard spanking would do it?

 

[Guest]

Looks like it.

My hands are warm. Had them wrapped around a hot mug of coffee.

Hey, Rob.

 

[Guest]

Hmmm. S'pose a good hard spanking would do it?

At this hour?

We'd wake the neighbors.

 

[Edward Teach]

Morning Rob.

How are things in the north country this morning?

 

[rgraham666]

Hey, Rob.

Morning beautiful.

Mmmm. Perky nipples.

Hey Ed.

 

[Edward Teach]

At this hour?

We'd wake the neighbors.

Nah, I don't want them in my hand warming. Do you invite them for everything?

 

[Guest]

Morning beautiful.

Mmmm. Perky nipples.

Hey Ed.

Coffee sounds good, though.

Why am I awake???

 

[Guest]

Nah, I don't want them in my hand warming. Do you invite them for everything?

No, we hate the neighbors.

We're gonna shoot all our fireworks their direction.