2026 resolutions, Lit style

Saint_Ann

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My number one resolution for 2026 is to not let the little things bother me. Not much I can do about the big things.

Number two is to avoid doctors unless I'm dying.

Maybe put on some weight. That's an easy one. Lol. :)
 
Avoiding doctors can lead to dying.

Ironic
 
Organisms of the same species are vulnerable to the same parasites and disease microbes. Therefore, I resolve never again to eat human flesh raw. It's delicious that way, but it's just not safe.
 
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Organisms of the same species are vulnerable to the same parasites and disease microbes. Therefore, I resolve never again to eat human flesh raw. It's delicious that way, but it's just not safe.
OF COURSE exceptions can be made for holidays! :)
 
My number one resolution for 2026 is to not let the little things bother me. Not much I can do about the big things.

Number two is to avoid doctors unless I'm dying.

Maybe put on some weight. That's an easy one. Lol. :)
So much for no. 2.
 
My new years resolution for 2026 is to stay as dry and warm as possible. Because being cold and wet is miserable no matter what day it is.
 
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