2026 Bingo

[Bray123]

Has anyone any suggestions for a 2026 Bingo card?

I must admit I'm struggling to think of anything that sounds silly enough yet feasible. But then, 12 months ago I wouldn't have thought that MTG campaigning to release Trump's involvement in child rapes was ever going to happen.

So my suggestion is, Trump renames the Atlantic as 'Trump Ocean' and suggests that his face replaces Lincoln on the Lincoln Memorial.

 

[Wilson23]

So my suggestion is, Trump renames the Atlantic as 'Trump Ocean' and suggests that his face replaces Lincoln on the Lincoln Memorial.

He won't settle for less than Mount Rushmore.

 

[Chernosoth]

Something about next year's pro football final in California. There are college bowl games every year, but the pro game gets more attention and fans who go there to see the game. In the three years since the previous California pro final, it has gone farther on the path that only California would travel. Sports fans may have observations and rants about that.

 

[LilKitKat]

Bingo starter suggestions

1. Trump, when referencing the Patriot Games suggests the women wear some sort of revealing outfits
2. Liberals find something Trump said that was horribly offensive about a certain group of people (Black, LGBTQ, Jewish, whatever), but it backfires on them when they call it out
3. RFK Jr finds a way to suggest something everyone uses or ingests, like toilet paper or milk, causes a major disease/deficiency in babies/youth etc
4. Liberals cave to Trump in some policy for education
5. Trump finds a way to send troops to another Americna city that is traditionally considered "liberal"
6. JD Vance does something cringe-worthy for a holiday photo/video (any holiday)
7. Someone tries to assassinate Trump
8. Trump insinuates AOC is not American
9. Kamala Harris decides she will run again
10. Trump decides to update the plans for his white house ballroom and it will be even bigger
11. Trump has a medical condition that forces him to be removed from office
12. Trump rolls back on tariffs to "fix" the economy, but blames Biden/Democrats for it somehow
13. Trump rolls back on SNAP to "fix" the economy, but blames Biden/Democrats for it somehow
14. Trump decides to have his face put on the US Currency and renames it to the "world currency"
15. Election day is renamed to Trump Independence Day to celebrate his "liberation" of America
16. Trump mentions wanting to have a Trump Casino on the moon
17. Trump makes disparaging remarks about numerous countries when they start flying here for the World Cup
18. Numerous countries state they will boycott the Olympics in 2028 (in LA) because of Trump

 

[YDB95]

At least one elected Republican official, somewhere in the country, will say the N-word out loud. And the usual suspects will find a way to say it proves Democrats are the real racists.

 

[RoryN]

Republican Ben Sasse will pass away.

So will Scott Adams.

Trump will have a very public health crisis.

A I. affecting the job market will be a huge topic - moreso than this year.

New Wegovy (and perhaps Ozempic) pills vs the shots will start to take hold and begin changing daily habits of Americans.

Waymo rides will as well.

A prop bet scandal will hit a major professional sports league.

We'll lose some notable breweries to bankruptcy.

The term "deepfake" will be permanently retired.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Trump dies. He looks and sounds worse every week. There’s no way he’ll live to see 2027.

 

[Wilson23]

Trump dies. He looks and sounds worse every week. There’s no way he’ll live to see 2027.

Will Vance be any improvement?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Will Vance be any improvement?

He’s even less popular than Trump so he’ll be easier to oppose.

 

[Chernosoth]

Trump dies. He looks and sounds worse every week. There’s no way he’ll live to see 2027.

Dems have been wishing that for 9 years and he just keeps on living.

 

[YDB95]

Dems have been wishing that for 9 years and he just keeps on living.

Wishing isn't the same as predicting, and he is visibly worse off now than even two or three years ago, never mind nine.

Will Vance be any improvement? I'd have to say he probably will be at least a slight improvement: while I dislike his politics every bit as much as Trump's, at least Vance isn't stupid. Would the Dems be better off running against him instead of Trump? I think they probably would be. As I've been saying for years, only Trump can be Trump. The reason why Trump always overperforms the polls is, he brings out voters who otherwise never vote at all. That's why the Republicans always lose ground in midterm elections - without Trump on the ballot, they stay home. When Trump is gone, they'll go right back to never voting, not even for the couch fucker.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I prefer working the 50/50 raffle on bingo night.