2024 ELECTION BUMPER STICKERS

[PaxNurgle]

Never too early to think about 2024, so with that said...I've put together some bumper stickers we should start to see in a year or two:

TRUMP 2024
"This is how democracy dies... With Thunderous Applause"

BIDEN 19,uhh, what year is it again?

TRUMP 2024
"Goose stepping towards freedom!"

BIDEN $20.24 ($25.34/ $35.53 / $50.34 / $75.24/ $102.99)

BIDEN 2024
"Yeah I know, he sucks...but he's still better than the alternative"

TRUMP 2024
"Make America Fart Again"

HARRIS 2024
"Sorry, Mr. Biden couldn't be here tonight."

ROMNEY 2024
"We've come to our senses."

TRUMP 2024
"Make Atwood and Orwell's America Come True Again"

BIDE...(oops we ran out of letters. Supply chain issues again.)

 

[Chernosoth]

Same slogan I saw last time:
Any Functioning Adult

 

[pecksniff]

CTHULHU 2024
WHY SETTLE FOR THE LESSER EVIL?

 

[JohnEngelman]

The United States is in a process of irreversible decline. The decline cannot be reversed, but it can be managed. This is a slogan I like:

Vote for Hillary. She will manage our decline.

 

[slutindianwife]

hahahhahahaha
nice!

 

[Chernosoth]

I thought the Florida governor is the Pub frontrunner, but I forget his name. Not Abbott, that's the Texas gov. He needs a slogan with his name in it.

 

[phrodeau]

Republicans: Vote like your wallet depends on it.

Democrats: Vote like your life depends on it.

 

[Chernosoth]

Republicans: Vote like your wallet depends on it.

Democrats: Vote like your life depends on it.

The stakes are higher, the lives and living conditions of future generations. Humans generally can't do long-term thinking.