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2020 Democrat candidates 21 most insanely scary proposals
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So here are the 21 proposals:
1) Free Ice Cream for everyone
2) Make the Space Chicken the official bird of the United States (I hate space chickens)
3) Picking a random country on the map and bombing them just for the heck of it, because Reputlicans always get away with that shit.
4) Abortions for some, miniature American flags for everyone!
5) Appointing Matthew Craig to the supreme court
6) Banning "So you think you can Dance" because that show sucks.
7) Banning Kyle Busch from auto racing because he sucks
8) Free health care for space aliens
9) Establishing an anti-bear patrol
10) Establishing a task force to rid cities of those ugly ass Nissan Frogs everywhere
11) Legalizing glue
12) Banning those commercials with that stupid green lizard thing
13) Free hamburgers for everyone!
14) We have too many states. Lets get rid of some. Like fucking Iowa. That state is boring as fuck- its just flat and boring. Or like, why do we need both a North AND a South Dakota? Let Canada have them.
15) Establish a task force to get rid of wasps. They keep sending them here. Why? I don't know, I certainly don't wan them.
16) Make listening to Kreator's "Extreme Aggressions" album mandatory for school kids because it kicks so much ass and kids these days done know what good music sounds like anymore.
17) Amnesty for all illegal aliens, but deport all those annoying Raiders fans. So there is a net balance of immigration. Sorry but I don't like the Raiders.
18) Fight global warming, because it's too damn hot outside right now. Cant they just turn down the weatherstat or something?
19) Free nachos for everyone. Because, like Nachos rule!!
20) Bring back real pennies. GEt rid of those dumb shield pennies. Those things are crap, and they'll even melt if you put them in the fireplace.
21) Make the Daytona 500 a national holiday and a 3 day weekend, unless Kyle Busch wins it, then start a fucking riot with fires and all that shit because everyone will be pissed.
1) Free Ice Cream for everyone
2) Make the Space Chicken the official bird of the United States (I hate space chickens)
3) Picking a random country on the map and bombing them just for the heck of it, because Reputlicans always get away with that shit.
4) Abortions for some, miniature American flags for everyone!
5) Appointing Matthew Craig to the supreme court
6) Banning "So you think you can Dance" because that show sucks.
7) Banning Kyle Busch from auto racing because he sucks
8) Free health care for space aliens
9) Establishing an anti-bear patrol
10) Establishing a task force to rid cities of those ugly ass Nissan Frogs everywhere
11) Legalizing glue
12) Banning those commercials with that stupid green lizard thing
13) Free hamburgers for everyone!
14) We have too many states. Lets get rid of some. Like fucking Iowa. That state is boring as fuck- its just flat and boring. Or like, why do we need both a North AND a South Dakota? Let Canada have them.
15) Establish a task force to get rid of wasps. They keep sending them here. Why? I don't know, I certainly don't wan them.
16) Make listening to Kreator's "Extreme Aggressions" album mandatory for school kids because it kicks so much ass and kids these days done know what good music sounds like anymore.
17) Amnesty for all illegal aliens, but deport all those annoying Raiders fans. So there is a net balance of immigration. Sorry but I don't like the Raiders.
18) Fight global warming, because it's too damn hot outside right now. Cant they just turn down the weatherstat or something?
19) Free nachos for everyone. Because, like Nachos rule!!
20) Bring back real pennies. GEt rid of those dumb shield pennies. Those things are crap, and they'll even melt if you put them in the fireplace.
21) Make the Daytona 500 a national holiday and a 3 day weekend, unless Kyle Busch wins it, then start a fucking riot with fires and all that shit because everyone will be pissed.
