2017, the year of the cock

Liar

now with 17% more class
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Imma expect extra attention is given to mine.
 
2017, year of alien invasions. Flying saucers will envelop Washington DC. Giant robots will take control and rationalize us. Hooked on Internet pr0n, we won't even notice. Fuck us all!

Meanwhile, giant carnivorous worms will burrow up in Europe and devour nationalists and liberals alike. Syrian refugees will take control of the EU and demand vegan meals, Chaos will reign. Can I get a gyro?
 
I could do with a couple of gyros too. The failure of the inertial guidance system on my ship stranded me on the forsaken wet rock. Don't want to spend another fucking year amongst you bunch of planet bound savages.
 
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