2010 Survivor Off-topic Chat

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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Originally Posted by PrincessErin
Actually now with the upgrade on the story part of the site you can see how many views and votes each story has.

So WmForrester's story "I Love You Mommy" has 580714 views, 43 comments, and 15 people have
favourited that story. The score is 4.08.

Really hard to make up numbers now.



Okay, I stand partially corrected. I say "partially" because that is still fewer than 600,000.

Actually, George, in 2007, before I pulled them to publish them, with Laurel's permission, my mother-in-law story, Sex With My Mother-in-law had 850,000 hits and my story, Sex with my Sister-in-law Samantha had more than 600,000 hits.

I've had a long history of receiving lots of attention for my work.

Many of my stories are more than 100,000 hits.

Only, the best is yet to come, George. Every year I get better and this year wll be the best.

I just started my 25th Valentine's Day contest story this morning.

I don't care if I win. The fun for me is writing the story.

Apology accepted George.

Now, let's be nice. Okay and return this thread back to the 2011 Survivor Plotting & Planning.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Actually, George, in 2007, before I pulled them to publish them, with Laurel's permission, my mother-in-law story, Sex With My Mother-in-law had 850,000 hits and my story, Sex with my Sister-in-law Samantha had more than 600,000 hits.

I've had a long history of receiving lots of attention for my work.

Many of my stories are more than 100,000 hits.

Only, the best is yet to come, George. Every year I get better and this year wll be the best.

I just started my 25th Valentine's Day contest story this morning.

I don't care if I win. The fun for me is writing the story.

Apology accepted George.

Now, let's be nice. Okay and return this thread back to the 2011 Survivor Plotting & Planning.

Okay. You're right. Bickering between authors, especially prolific writers such as we both are, can serve no purpose and can do nothing except turn away other authors who might otherwise come and join in the fun.

 

[theravenfox]

I promise I'm not looking to write a really, really long novel about the adventures of Joe the Pirate Who Fucks A Lot In Many Genre Fitting Ways

This gave me a chuckle!

Sad thing is, I bet we could do a Google search and find that series! LOL

 

[Noira]

This gave me a chuckle!

Sad thing is, I bet we could do a Google search and find that series! LOL

The sad thing is, you're probably right. Maybe I'll have to write a short story about Joe the Pirate Who Fucks A Lot In Many Genre Fitting Ways. His ship will be invaded by black bisexual lesbians who take him hostage, tie him up, have sex in front of him, anally invade him against his will, turning out to be his mother who was jaded by the abuse of his father who was actually a werewolf with TENTACLES who liked to wear stockings and occasionally crossdress. Then they will all have a wild orgy, until the ship is invaded by Lady Gaga and her army of reanimated mind controlling dildos from space, as well as George Clooney who will have hot gay sex with Joe. It will all wind up at the end as a letter from a now aged JTPWFALIMGFW who will sigh and post the letter to his loving wife.

I think that about covers all the categories...

 

[Boxlicker101]

The sad thing is, you're probably right. Maybe I'll have to write a short story about Joe the Pirate Who Fucks A Lot In Many Genre Fitting Ways. His ship will be invaded by black bisexual lesbians who take him hostage, tie him up, have sex in front of him, anally invade him against his will, turning out to be his mother who was jaded by the abuse of his father who was actually a werewolf with TENTACLES who liked to wear stockings and occasionally crossdress. Then they will all have a wild orgy, until the ship is invaded by Lady Gaga and her army of reanimated mind controlling dildos from space, as well as George Clooney who will have hot gay sex with Joe. It will all wind up at the end as a letter from a now aged JTPWFALIMGFW who will sigh and post the letter to his loving wife.

I think that about covers all the categories...

Some of those stories will need to include recordings and some will need illustrations.

 

[theravenfox]

The sad thing is, you're probably right. Maybe I'll have to write a short story about Joe the Pirate Who Fucks A Lot In Many Genre Fitting Ways. His ship will be invaded by black bisexual lesbians who take him hostage, tie him up, have sex in front of him, anally invade him against his will, turning out to be his mother who was jaded by the abuse of his father who was actually a werewolf with TENTACLES who liked to wear stockings and occasionally crossdress. Then they will all have a wild orgy, until the ship is invaded by Lady Gaga and her army of reanimated mind controlling dildos from space, as well as George Clooney who will have hot gay sex with Joe. It will all wind up at the end as a letter from a now aged JTPWFALIMGFW who will sigh and post the letter to his loving wife.

I think that about covers all the categories...

This was so funny, I had to share it!!!

My husband's only comment was "they forgot masturbation!"

ROFL

 

[theravenfox]

Some of those stories will need to include recordings and some will need illustrations.

I'll record it!!!

I can drum up some stick figures at least.

 

[Noira]

This was so funny, I had to share it!!!

My husband's only comment was "they forgot masturbation!"

ROFL

That's not true! There are MIND CONTROLLING DILDOS. And I can drum up slightly more than stick figures so as long as someone voices it, I've got the illustrations down!

 

[theravenfox]

That's not true! There are MIND CONTROLLING DILDOS. And I can drum up slightly more than stick figures so as long as someone voices it, I've got the illustrations down!

Of course!!! The mind controlling dildos. How could I have overlooked those!

Now, however will I record this without laughing?

 

[Noira]

I don't know. It will be difficult, I'm certain. I, as the writer and illustrator, may have it easier, since I can giggle all I want over here. Heeheeheeeee.