Le Jacquelope
Loves Spam
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- Apr 9, 2003
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7:00 am ~ Due to high lead content, the US Flag is taken down and shipped back to China, Stars and Bars raised in its stead
7:05 am ~ Pledge of Allegiance to Halliburton, Blackwater and the PNAC
7:10 am ~ FBI interrupts religious dedication and nabs the keynote speaker, accuses him of molesting the altar boy
7:15 am ~ The running of the Muslims lynchfest begins
7:30 am ~ Newt Gingrich does the keynote speech on family values
7:45 am ~ Rush Limbaugh is arrested by the DEA in the middle of his "Just Say No" speech
8:00 am ~ 'A Woman's Place in a Republican America' - by Bill O'Reilly
8:05 am ~ The 'two minutes hate' led by Michael Savage
8:06 am ~ The FBI interrupts the "two minutes hate" with an arrest of a Republican soliciting gay sex for cash in the bathroom
8:15 am ~ Bush announces a pardon for Rush Limbaugh
8:20 am ~ "Let the troops eat cake" - Robert Gates keynote speech regarding troop health care and benefits
8:21 am ~ The Stars and Bars are replaced by a stock ticker
9:00 am ~ 7001st birthday bash for planet Earth
10:00 am ~ Don Imus' keynote speech on civil rights
11:00 am ~ Alan Keyes officially declares racial prejudice a thing of the past
11:12 pm ~ The FBI catches another delegate drilling a glory hole into the men's bathroom
11:30 pm ~ Condilezza Rice stuck in traffic; Michelle Malkin represents her in blackface.
12:00 pm ~ US Rep. Rick Renzi's scathing condemnation of US Senator Harry Reid
1:00 pm ~ Movie on POW's in Vietnam pre-empted by Dick Cheney's speech on free trade with Vietnam
1:07 pm ~ FBI interrupts speech with arrest of GOP Congressman in the middle of cell phone cybersex with underaged intern
1:37 pm ~ Barnard Kerik and several members of the mafia die in a shootout with the US Marshals in the parking lot
1:40 pm ~ GOP convention cut short due to lack of security
7:05 am ~ Pledge of Allegiance to Halliburton, Blackwater and the PNAC
7:10 am ~ FBI interrupts religious dedication and nabs the keynote speaker, accuses him of molesting the altar boy
7:15 am ~ The running of the Muslims lynchfest begins
7:30 am ~ Newt Gingrich does the keynote speech on family values
7:45 am ~ Rush Limbaugh is arrested by the DEA in the middle of his "Just Say No" speech
8:00 am ~ 'A Woman's Place in a Republican America' - by Bill O'Reilly
8:05 am ~ The 'two minutes hate' led by Michael Savage
8:06 am ~ The FBI interrupts the "two minutes hate" with an arrest of a Republican soliciting gay sex for cash in the bathroom
8:15 am ~ Bush announces a pardon for Rush Limbaugh
8:20 am ~ "Let the troops eat cake" - Robert Gates keynote speech regarding troop health care and benefits
8:21 am ~ The Stars and Bars are replaced by a stock ticker
9:00 am ~ 7001st birthday bash for planet Earth
10:00 am ~ Don Imus' keynote speech on civil rights
11:00 am ~ Alan Keyes officially declares racial prejudice a thing of the past
11:12 pm ~ The FBI catches another delegate drilling a glory hole into the men's bathroom
11:30 pm ~ Condilezza Rice stuck in traffic; Michelle Malkin represents her in blackface.
12:00 pm ~ US Rep. Rick Renzi's scathing condemnation of US Senator Harry Reid
1:00 pm ~ Movie on POW's in Vietnam pre-empted by Dick Cheney's speech on free trade with Vietnam
1:07 pm ~ FBI interrupts speech with arrest of GOP Congressman in the middle of cell phone cybersex with underaged intern
1:37 pm ~ Barnard Kerik and several members of the mafia die in a shootout with the US Marshals in the parking lot
1:40 pm ~ GOP convention cut short due to lack of security
