2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

[Tungwagger]

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events


7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton announces Bill Clinton as her running mate for VP
1:40 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

[cjh]

you're a clever one.

did you draw that by yourself?

 

[Sean]

you're a clever one.

did you draw that by yourself?

Nope, BB posted it months ago.

 

[Wrong Element]

Nope, BB posted it months ago.

I'm pretty sure it's been around since at least the 2004 campaign, with a few tweaks such as the addition of Ahmadinejad.

The lack of conservative humorists is one of that side's many problems.

 

[Sean]

I'm pretty sure it's been around since at least the 2004 campaign, with a few tweaks such as the addition of Ahmadinejad.

The lack of conservative humorists is one of that side's many problems.

It's why they hate Michael Moore so much, they just don't have a polemicist that good.

 

[pointless]

ted kennedy proposes so many toasts 'cause he's a drunk! get it? it's hilarious! haHA!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Nope, BB posted it months ago.

Tungwagger is unoriginally stupid.

He's gonna be such a fucking whiny manbitch in 2009.