Beebeeblue
Wise Woman
- Joined
- Oct 4, 1999
- Posts
- 3,281
1. Chimney's clogged.
2. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
3. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the topfloor.
5. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
6. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
7. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
8. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
9. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
10. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
11. No grain in the silo.
12. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
13. Receiver is off the hook.
14. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
15. Skylight leaks a little.
16. Slinky's kinked.
17. Surfing in Nebraska.
18. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
19. Somewhere a village is being deprived of an idiot.
20. Third-generation Kennedy.
2. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
3. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the topfloor.
5. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
6. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
7. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
8. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
9. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
10. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
11. No grain in the silo.
12. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
13. Receiver is off the hook.
14. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
15. Skylight leaks a little.
16. Slinky's kinked.
17. Surfing in Nebraska.
18. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
19. Somewhere a village is being deprived of an idiot.
20. Third-generation Kennedy.
