1st Annual Johnny-a-Thon Fundraiser!!

[Johnny Mayberry]

Just because nobody thought of it first!!

Ok, boys and girls, Masters and slaves, listen up! It has come time to dig deep into your wallets, and come up with some cash your Johnny Mayberry, a singularly delightful human being in need. My birthday is coming up next month, and I am trying to scrape up enough cash to buy a REAL guitar by then. I thought long and hard, and considered lots of fundraising options: saving money, selling old crappy guitars, getting a second job, begging my parents, etc. Finally, I stumbled across a brilliant idea!

I'm gonna ask all of you to chip in and help me buy it!

Here's the way I see it. There are probably 50-75 regular posters to this board. It is 5 weeks before my birthday. If you each contribute a dollar a week, I can afford this:http://www.fender.com/new_repository/fender_guitars/images/0139402_md.jpg


Now, on teh other hand, if you can all donate the measly sum of $3 a week, I can afford this:
http://www.fender.com/new_repository/fender_guitars/images/0101102_md.jpg

Can you give a brother a hand?!?


Disclaimer: I don't actually expect anyone to give me money. However, if you live in NC, VA, or SC, and would like to purchase my old guitar and amp, let me know.

 

[il mio angelo]

Much better charity than that whining Sally Struthers thing... cheaper too! Cash, check or plastic?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Wonder why the pics don't show up...

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Much better charity than that whining Sally Struthers thing... cheaper too! Cash, check or plastic?

Cash, please...*grins*

 

[il mio angelo]

Cash, please...*grins*

Is Canadian money ok? I've been trying to get rid of this for a while now.

 

[WriterDom]

Try going through your stuff and finding things that would sell on Ebay.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Cash, please...*grins*

I have some old Monopoly money you can have.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I'm not one for randomly doling out cash, but I'd be happy to pay generously for your services for a few hours .

That's the best offer I've had all day!

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

*Opens the account book*

Next?

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Desdemona]

I've got a token for a $5 car wash. Would that help?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Great! You can start with the laundry, then get to work on the floors and dishes. Oh, and please don't forget the dust bunnies under the bed.

This had better pay well...

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*Opens the account book*

Next?

Keep a running total for me, ok? So far I've got...nothing! That should be easy to keep track of!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I've got a token for a $5 car wash. Would that help?

Probably not, but thanks for the offer...

 

[Solitude]

What exactly constitutes a "REAL" guitar? Because my son's got a vintage Groovy Tunes guitar I've been trying to get rid of ever since my sister bought it for him for Christmas a few years ago.


http://www.bluelight.com/graphics/product_images/p852347dt.jpg


I'll even cover the shipping if you promise to make the jaunt to DC to jam with her on it.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

What exactly constitutes a "REAL" guitar? Because my son's got a vintage Groovy Tunes guitar I've been trying to get rid of ever since my sister bought it for him for Christmas a few years ago.


http://www.bluelight.com/graphics/product_images/p852347dt.jpg


I'll even cover the shipping if you promise to make the jaunt to DC to jam with her on it.

LOL!!

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

How about I give you a nice bonus for a job well done

I promise you'll like it....

I'm afriad to ask....

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Then don't. Just let me surprise you .

Woohoo!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

hmmm

once i cash in my ticket, i will have a grand total of 73 dollars..i will donate 5 for a good cause, but dammit it had better be a GOOD cause!!! (So, Ms. Anelize put me down for 5 bucks, k??)

pet

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

*adding up the take so far*

Let's see.....

--some Monopoly Money
--Canadian Cash
--$5 Car Wash Token (never turn down anything -- we can sell it on Ebay, somebody will buy it!)
--$5.00
--Undisclosed amount from Pink (I reallly think she needs to fess up

_____________

Total= Not so good. You need to step up Your fund raising efforts
JM. *grin* After all, the accountant can't
really contribute anything. That would be a
conflict of interest. LOL.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Jeez, kids, no love for Johnny? I NEED a new guitar, or else I am simply going to go nuts!!

Pink Orchid, if you provide the outfit, I can't turn down $20 an hour...