12 Days Of A Redneck Christmas,(hehe)

[nasty1]

12. Packs Of bud
11. Wrestlin' tickets
10. Coppenhagen
9. Years Probation
8. Table dancers
7. Cans of Reddog
6. Cans of Spam
5. Flannel shirts
4. Big Mud tires
3. Shot gun shells
2. Huntin' dogs

&

Some parts to a Mustang GT

 

[Moonlite Enchantress]

Iddn't dat Wrasssslin' tickets?

 

[Guest]

whats wrong with driving a Mustang? those cars rip the ass off of other cars.

 

[nasty1]

Didn't say anything's wrong with it. That's not the point.

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. I've heard that song on the radio before. I always get this image of Jeff Foxworthy scratching himself and spitting.