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True love’s Christmas gift tally: $66,334

What items in ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ will set you back this year

The Associated Press
Updated: 1:46 a.m. ET Nov. 29, 2004


PITTSBURGH - Forget the birds, trees, jewelry, laborers and performers. How about a new Jaguar, a BMW 7 Series, a Mercedes Benz, or a 1949 Rolex?

The luxury cars and vintage watch would cost as much as all the gifts listed in the Christmas carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” according to PNC Financial Services Group Inc.

Each year, the Pittsburgh-based bank does a tongue-in-cheek tally of how much the drummers drumming, pipers piping, golden rings, turtle doves and golden rings would set you back if you bought them for your true love at today’s prices. The bank began publishing the list in 1982 for institutional clients and released it publicly the next year.

This year, the price for all the gifts — if they were bought repeatedly on each day as the song suggests — hit $66,334, up from $65,264 last year.

Buying each item just once would cost $17,279. That’s still enough for a Mini Cooper, a ride in a Russian MiG jet fighter, a 10-acre ranch in Colorado or a 1920s baseball signed by Babe Ruth.

Blame it on outsourcing

This year, the nine ladies dancing would hit your wallet the hardest — coming in at $4,400 — while the eight maids-a-milking are a bargain at $41.20.

“The abundance of cheaper labor in countries such as India and China has resulted in pressure on U.S. manufacturers to outsource unskilled labor,” said Jeff Kleintop, chief investment strategist for PNC Advisors. “As a result, the cost of skilled dancers has steadily increased, while the unskilled milkmaids haven’t managed an increase in pay for many years.”

The prices for the birds — swans, geese, canaries (calling birds), hens, doves and partridges — didn’t change much from last year, coming in at $4,201 compared to $4,138, according to the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Gardens. But the dollar has been very weak — you would saved buying the three French hens last year when they were $15 compared to $45 this year.
 
English Lady said:
well I'll be getting some maids a milking this year then I guess ;)

I'm ahead of you, I already have the two doves...noisy little shits sometimes and crap factories also...but I love them.
 
I'm still boggled by the $17,000 for a 10 acre ranch in Colorado. 10 Acres around here would run you something like 2 or 3 million.
 
Eesh! Trying not to think of how much an acre costs in England.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Eesh! Trying not to think of how much an acre costs in England.

The Earl

Depends whether it is farmland or scheduled for housing development. If farmland can be as low as £6,000 an acre even in the SE.

Why didn't I buy some land in Australia when I was there? 5 acres within 50 miles of Melbourne centre would have cost me £200 sterling. Resident possums kangaroos and kookaburras were free.(and the snakes, spiders, bull ants, mossies, and other vicious fauna)

Og
 
It's about £1,000,000 per acre on Sandbanks. Seriously! It's the highest value land per square metre in the world - even more than Tokyo or NYC.

(It's an exclusive part of Poole, btw, on a peninsula, just a few miles away from me).

Lou
 
Diffenent neighborhood

Geesh........

That Colorado acreage must be on the southern end of the western slope......... not around the front range or mountains.


By the time the milk maids finish milking, where does the milk go? Do they send it back here? Or do I pay them to drink it?

Mtn
 
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