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I suggest you keep the doors closed in the summer so flies don't get in your house.
 
Always carry a towel. Preferably one that does not wish to get high all the time.
 
Roulette is a game of chance that when the ball stops either you are a winner or a non winner. Hmmmm just like leaving a post.
 
I am the vice president of a bank in a small country you will not have heard of. If you send me 2000 pounds I can buy a new key to a vault that contains 8 billion dollars.

We were hoping to host the next world cup but that deal has fallen through in the last few weeks.
 
She sings...

"Look at me, I'm Andrea Dee, lousy with virginity..."
 
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