101 uses for splooge

[dolf]

a loaded cock is a handy thing to keep in the store cupboard. list your favourite uses for splooge.

PMS cure, taken either orally, anally, or vaginally.

laundry starch. if you run out, splooge gets cuffs nice and crispy.

 

[snugglestruggle]

hair gel
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[1HF]

Invisible ink. For all the secret letters I write, I like to dip my fountain pen into a fresh pot of semen.

 

[eyer]

I like to ball gag other middle-aged ladies who look like dolf's av...

..and then cram and tightly pack my splooge into their nostrils until their eyeballs bulge out because they can only breathe through their ears.

HAWT!

 

[rimmy]

I like to ball gag other middle-aged ladies who look like dolf's av...

..and then cram and tightly pack my splooge into their nostrils until their eyeballs bulge out because they can only breathe through their ears.

HAWT!

Now you're getting it. Good for you.

 

[doowdniw]

It's really great for removing stains.

 

[spacekowboy]

Mascara.

 

[InWord]

When that Botox injection is just out of budget.

 

[thør]

And, some girls just like a nice warm meal.

 

[spacekowboy]

Coffee creamer.

 

[Skiddles2015]

I use it to knock bitches up.

 

[Riles]

Glue, cause who really needs to be able to spread ones thighs after anyhow?

 

[Carnevil9]

Lip gloss.