101 Big Dick Jokes

[BuckyDuckman]

In his book, Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined, comedian/actor/game show host Drew Carey includes 101 big dick jokes. Can we beat his list?

Here's one to get things started: "My dick is so big, it has its own zip code."

Next?

 

[KRCummings]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Your thread sucks.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Is BuckyDuckman the name of your penis?



Oooh wait... wrong "dick" thread... sorry.

 

[RoryN]

My dick is so big, last weekend's solar eclipse got me arrested.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

My dick is so big (not), sometimes it jerks ME off!

 

[CaptainKirk]

"My dick is so big, it won't even return Spielberg's calls." My favorite from the book; funny stuff.

My dick is so big, its contract with Paramount is being renewed.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

My favorite from the book; funny stuff.

I agree. Oh, and btw, my dick is so big, I'm already fucking the girl I'm meeting tomorrow.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

My dick is so big, even yo momma can feel it.

 

[piccicatopolka]

a long cock joke

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.