1000 Reasons Dixon Carter Lee Is the King of Literotica

[Guest]

1. Showbiz Pedigree

2. Name drops B-list movie folk

3. Has free tickets to dinner theatre

4. Sycophants beg to gather the sweat from his feet

5. Has three names, anyone else? How grand!

6. Won't let an issue go until he has his TOPPER

7. Writes in short sentences. Those are commands not suggestions peasants!

8. Knows Erin Moran personally.

9. Is in weird gay cyber marriage with Purple Haze.

10. Is out of work

 

[pabloback]

hi dcl

 

[bluntforcemama]

Okay, where's the other 9,990 reasons?

 

[Harbinger]

Trolls. Always the big promises, but no delivery.

Pussyfarts.

 

[Ambrosious]

I know for a fact he is one of Laurel's "Minions" but then, so am I...

At least I hope I am a "Minion." It just sounds cool!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

1. Showbiz Pedigree
<----named after a band

2. Name drops B-list movie folk
that could be considered b-list by some

3. Has free tickets to dinner theatre
someone say free dinner?

4. Sycophants beg to gather the sweat from his feet
<----washes his feet regularly

5. Has three names, anyone else? How grand!
<----Gets called three names in one breath by his bosses at work!!!

6. Won't let an issue go until he has his TOPPER
So all we have to do is give you your dam hat back?

7. Writes in short sentences. Those are commands not suggestions peasants!
Just reminded me of that song, "God of Thunder" by kiss...
"I command you to kneel, before the....God of Thunder, and Rock n Roll, he'll sell you under, and slowly rob you of your virgin souuuuuuullllll"

8. Knows Erin Moran personally.
Is she as hot as she was in my fantasies?

9. Is in weird gay cyber marriage with Purple Haze.
TMI

10. Is out of work
<----Is out of work until 3pm Monday afternoon

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: 1000 Reasons Dixon Carter Lee Is the King of Literotica

STP:

What? Did DCL offer you a reach-around? Were you best mates in the Pen.? Are you going to offer him a ride on your hog? After that are you going to offer him a ride on your motorbike?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Re: Re: 1000 Reasons Dixon Carter Lee Is the King of Literotica

STP:

What? Did DCL offer you a reach-around? Were you best mates in the Pen.? Are you going to offer him a ride on your hog? After that are you going to offer him a ride on your motorbike?

He offered, I refused (not that there's anything wrong with that)... I've never been in the Pen., so I don't believe we've met...I am of only average endowment, and that's solely for ladies pleasure, and I don't have a motorbike

*offers DCL his hat back*

 

[Dillinger]

Because you're not?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Are you going to lose sleep over it?

 

[Guest]

relates to underage teens

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL! I've really gotten to you haven't I? It's like you can't sleep knowing I'm out here. I'm so under your skin. You rail and rail and rail, and absolutely nothing happens, and it's just killing you, isn't it?

I love winning.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I lost track when I went down for popcorn. Whose serve is it again?

What? Isn't this Wimbledon? I paid an astronomical amount for these damned tickets and this really stupid tennis geek outfit that doesn't quite cover my ass. I swear this a conspiracy or something.

 

[Problem Child]

I lost track when I went down for popcorn. Whose serve is it again?

What? Isn't this Wimbledon? I paid an astronomical amount for these damned tickets and this really stupid tennis geek outfit that doesn't quite cover my ass. I swear this a conspiracy or something.

Still tied at duece. Bend over.