10 ways to kick out a bad roommate

[Nobody Special's wife]

10. get new locks on all of the doors




Now IF I could just kick the bitch out I wouldn't be haveing a nervous break down....

 

[Angel]

Kick her out.

 

[Valdimer]

Wow, are things really going that bad there for you?

 

[Gilly Bean]

DUmp her ass. Don't feel bad about it. Give her two weeks to get lost, and present her with a bill for all the rent she hasn't paid. Tell her it needs to be paid ASAP, or you will put some of her shit into storage when she isn't there.



9. Move thier shit out of the house when they are gone. Let it sit on the curb, where anyone can grab it as freebies.

 

[Angel]

[rant]

When I started posting here again last winter I had a boyfriend and two roomates - all who suddenly became jobless within a month of moving into my apartment in October.

I was working over 70 hours a week between my regular full time job and a temp job at the time to save up some money to have in the bank.

I was paying my fourth of the rent and the phone, gas and electric and buying/cooking all of the meals for everyone. Not to mention the people in and out of my house all day snacking and guzzling. (My roommate sings, so I had a slew of managers, producers and people who latched onto him cause he sang in and out of my house on a daily basis)

I gave him until just past New Years to get a job. He didn't so he got out, taking the other roommate with him. (it was his 17 year old cousin who I was TRYING to get into school or GED classes or something but I guess he thought playing Tony Hawk was more important)

As for the Boyfriend, well stupid me kept him around til february cause he DID get a job. Although he was only working about 15 hours a week compared to my over 70. I worked myself into the ground because I needed to play catch up with the bills seeing as how only MY fourth had been getting paid from October to January so there went my half of my savings.

And then I got sick. Really really sick and I couldn't work at all. The temp job had ended right before hand and I was sick for so long that my job let me go.

Fuckers.

There went the other half of my savings. In the meanwhile the boyfriend decided working at Spencers was too stressful (Yeah dumbfuck, try my job compared to spencers) and quit his job.

Anyway took me a week to get a new job. By the time the second week of February rolled around he still was jobless.

I told him to get a job or go home to mommy.

Guess mommy didn't make him get a job, 'cause he's still there. Dumbfuck.

And guess what? Yep, lost the apartment. Live with my cousin now til I can finish playing bill catch up and save again and move to Florida with BK.

DONT LET YOUR ROOMMATES FUCK WITH YOU.



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[Nobody Special's wife]

She hasn't paid rent.. What the fuck is that .. She makes us feel like its our fault that she hasn't paid. Then the food I get she act like its hers and she thinks we owe her something....

Now let me see.. I was kind enough to let you in my home .. to help you out.. she owes us 500$ then Her fucking free loading boyfriend sleeps all day on the couch.. And she ask me why didn't I clean the house today..


LOok I'm fucking pregnant... I don't sleep at all at night time.. What the fuck is sleep????

When I do sleep its in the day...

The only thing she has paid is 90$ water. and 80$ rent and she has been her for almost 4 or 5 months...

NOw she should fucking be out by this weekend if she is not we are changeing the locks

NOw If she would stop fucking spending money on beer ( the fucking DRunk)...But she sure hell can't fucking feed her fucking kid... No I feed her fucking kid...

BUt For my lost fucking nerves .. She is fucking out of here the fucking weekend or else Xander and NS is going to help move her stuff to the fucking curb


~sigh~ I feel better I needed to bitch

 

[Gilly Bean]

Sweety, I will make the 40 minute trip with hubby to help, if need be. We can layback n let the men do the work.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

hehe that is a thought we will keep you in mind

 

[Marxist]

Throw moldy plates out of 11th story window.

 

[Julian]

Unrealistic but a option...

If you're female, have a male friend visit you, playing up to your roommate, then let her awaken with him standing overher with a axe clad only in his shoes and socks, slapping the handle into his hand saying, "This is gonna be so sweet..."

Iknow it's bad & libelous advice at the least, but I remember reading it years ago from a comedian who had a bad roommate. The person left so quickly, they didn't even want their deposit back.

Adios!



Julian

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Unrealistic but a option...

If you're female, have a male friend visit you, playing up to your roommate, then let her awaken with him standing overher with a axe clad only in his shoes and socks, slapping the handle into his hand saying, "This is gonna be so sweet..."

Iknow it's bad & libelous advice at the least, but I remember reading it years ago from a comedian who had a bad roommate. The person left so quickly, they didn't even want their deposit back.

Adios!



Julian

Something like that actually happened to my hubby before I met him.

His roomy was a welder, and worked nights, so they rarely saw each other. Well, one night, the guy came home, and at work had made a large sword. Or an axe, can't remember specifically which. Well, he wanted to show it to hubby, so he stood over the bed, and brought it up over his head and yelled my hubby's name. Hubby woke up, saw the weapon, and started screaming that rent would be paid in full in the morning. The guy just laughed and said, "hey, isn't this cool? I made it at work!" Hubby said that was not the most pleasant way he has ever woken up.

 

[Guest]

How'd you let this woman take advantage of you for 5 months. Seems like you had many warning signs that she was trash.