10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween...

[naudiz]

But aren't.

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

6. If you just lick it, it will last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack.

4. Can I eat your zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

And the dirtiest sounding but not-dirty Halloween saying is...

He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

 

[BlondeBeauty]

This cracked me up.
Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

naudiz that was funny.

I'm gonna e-mail that to my firend tomarrow.

*wispers* come visit me on the 31st, and we can say most of those and mabey others

 

[Zooishwolfie]

Oooooooooooo

Is that a lightstick in your pocket.. or are you just happy to see me!! lol