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- Aug 15, 2002
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Okay.
This is a *Kiss your own arse* thread.
List 10 things you like about yourself.
Simple?
1;
My height.
6ft tall in hotpants and heels is quite a sight.
Ha.
2;
My loyalty.
Dont fuck with me.
You never know when you may need me,*Or JC's Lawyers*.
I'd go to the end of the earth for a true mate.
3;
My sense of humour.
Twisted,yes.
But that's what makes me so fucking cute.
4;
My breasts.
AWE sum.
5;
My arse;
I could walk behind me all day long.
6;
My sexual prowess.
No shit,I'm *Great* in bed.
Well,My vibrator seems to think so.
7;
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot.
As long as i can use both hands.
8;
I gave up smoking without commiting murder.
That impressed me.
Take away my alcohol and we MAY have a slight problem.
9;
I cook THE greatest golden syrup dumplings ever.
10;
I LOVE the fact i can eat and eat and eat and never put on any weight.
As long as i stick my fingers down my throat after every meal.
This is a *Kiss your own arse* thread.
List 10 things you like about yourself.
Simple?
1;
My height.
6ft tall in hotpants and heels is quite a sight.
Ha.
2;
My loyalty.
Dont fuck with me.
You never know when you may need me,*Or JC's Lawyers*.
I'd go to the end of the earth for a true mate.
3;
My sense of humour.
Twisted,yes.
But that's what makes me so fucking cute.
4;
My breasts.
AWE sum.
5;
My arse;
I could walk behind me all day long.
6;
My sexual prowess.
No shit,I'm *Great* in bed.
Well,My vibrator seems to think so.
7;
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot.
As long as i can use both hands.
8;
I gave up smoking without commiting murder.
That impressed me.
Take away my alcohol and we MAY have a slight problem.
9;
I cook THE greatest golden syrup dumplings ever.
10;
I LOVE the fact i can eat and eat and eat and never put on any weight.
As long as i stick my fingers down my throat after every meal.