10 Reasons why russell wants to kiiiiiissssssssss me.

[perks]

1. He was my first literotica cyber lover, back in the day when I cybered.

2. His wife talked to me, without knowing me, and I didn't die laughing.

3. He has a really big penis, and I just let everyone know.

4. I made him watch Ms. Congeniality and he has a hard on for Sandra Bullock.

5. Cause I give him lots of grief, and he likes it.

6. I'm fucking hot.

7. I tell him he's a dick, that amuses him.

8. Something about my ass.

9. Cause I make him laugh.

10. He has a thing for ducks in hottubs.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

#5 I think it's number 5!

 

[perks]

lmao, Youuuuuu're so RIGHT!!!

 

[russell]

amusement

i would say # 9 myself hello morgy long time

 

[perks]

you pay me to make you laugh.


Don't listen to him people, he's just saying that so he can feel my giggle on his dick.

 

[russell]

pay you?

you have been after me ever since that *first * time...Damn! why did I have to be so good

 

[perks]

You're *so* full of shit.

haahahahaha.

I wasn't the one after your ass, if you recall<snicker>

 

[Shaq]

#8 does it for me...but for him it's 1...he was your first...

 

[russell]

All the ladies

were after my ass perks....and i was after there's too...and btw your ass is very lovely.....among other things

 

[perks]

Re: All the ladies

were after my ass perks....and i was after there's too...and btw your ass is very lovely.....among other things

no wonder you were following me around that mall.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[russell]

yep

thats why and you know i was about to say something to you in that leather store.....and how you kept fromlaughtin when my wife talked to you i'll never know

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: amusement

i would say # 9 myself hello morgy long time

Hey there darlin

And I am sticking with #5...I don't buy the laughing bit for one second.

 

[perks]

sure, you had to bring up the leather store<grin>

haahahahaha. That was fun.

 

[russell]

laughing

oh laughing is a good one but all 10 are Very good reasonsand to top it off she wants to cook me a very nice dinner

 

[perks]

Re: laughing

oh laughing is a good one but all 10 are Very good reasonsand to top it off she wants to cook me a very nice dinner

lol, I do nooooot!!!!

you dork.lmao

 

[russell]

10

yes the leather store was fun but could have been more fun

 

[russell]

yes

yes you do slut..LMHFTAO...

 

[perks]

lol. You're such a tard. You're lucky I let you get away with your shit.

 

[russell]

yea

thats cuz you looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove me how can you not love a face like mine

 

[perks]

Ohhhhh, your face<looking up>

 

[russell]

oh no

not my face???..maybe it was my big penis

 

[perks]

I just wanted big penis to be on your tongue for a moment<giggle>

 

[russell]

whose tongue

all you had to do was ask

 

[someplace]

I stand on the shoulders of giants....

Miss Perky, just more reason(s) to like you so much. We have SO much in common.

to you Russell