1 year ago

[Svedish_Chef]

Who would have figured I'd still be here

I'm actually liked by some

Respected by others

Wanted by others

Detested by plenty... and yet I'm here

Happy birthday me

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Happy Birthday Chef

 

[Guest]

Happy Bday Chef

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Tis only my lit birthday... but thankyou all the same

 

[Guest]

Happy Lit Bday hehe

 

[KillerMuffin]

*kisses* You're liked by a lot of people

 

[Ravenloft]

*Barging in, hefting my big belly around.*

Sha! What she said!

*Pointing to my cheeseburger baby*

See?!

...Alot of person I am!

...Haw haw haw!

...

...

Well? Laugh!

 

[Beaker]

Well? Laugh!

Eat me.

 

[scylis]

*is waiting for somebody to make a play off of Marylin Monroe and JFK*

 

[Ally C]

Happy Lit Birthday. Did you bake yourself a nice cake?

 

[Merelan]

No, I shall be his cake, and he can eat me too!

Happiest of days darling. I know, it's "Only" your lit birthday. But that's the only one that matters, right?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Happiest of days darling. I know, it's "Only" your lit birthday. But that's the only one that matters, right?

Yes, it seems to be the only one that matters... thankyou all

 

[Deborah]

Hey Chefie, you forget fucked in the ass and impregnated by some.

OK, OK, another personal announcement but I can't pass on this one.

Luv ya, babe. You make me smile.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Luv ya, babe. You make me smile.

She loves me, she really loves me.

I'm going to keep it forever

 

[Deborah]

That don't mean we're getting married, shithead. Get a haircut and get a real job.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

That don't mean we're getting married, shithead. Get a haircut and get a real job.

Ok, If you get laid and get off my ass

 

[Deborah]

Chefie, at the moment I am more interested in getting paid than getting laid. I have to get back to work. Somebody has to make some money to support this kid of ours.

You have a great day dude!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well you go out and earn while I stay home and get laid. Not that it happens that way but its a nice idea.

You haven't answered my email either... what do we call him?

 

[alexander tzara]

OMEN IV: The Devil In Da Chef

Why not call the little 'un Svedish Damien (as in 666: Number Of The Beast)?

SVEDISH CHEF FOR KING!

 

[Hecate]

Care for a b-day spanking???

Geeze - have we been hanging out there for THAT long already?????

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Who detests you?

Just curious?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Not me. Happy birthday.

 

[lickerish]

Happy Lit Birthday sveetie...

Licker Lickher Lickerish

 

[Deborah]

I didn't mean it when I called Chefie a dumb fucking cunt and a cheap cheating whore.

Hey Alexander, you are right on the right track with the name of the kid. I already know what it is although I haven't told Chefie yet. Do you think Snapper could do the delivery? I don't think Chefie has any medical coverage and I'm sure as hell not paying for his mistake.