$1.000,000

[Oedipus Rex]

Have I got your attention? OK, so it's a come-on. I need ladies to replace my right hand. Make me cum in your pussy, your ass or on or in any other part of your body. I'll give you one million dollars (or less).

Now here's the kicker: I'd just like to hear from BBW girls who are lewd and wanton and would like a guy who will play with their tits all night and finger their pussy and do any damn thing they want.

You can use me and abuse me as long as I get to play with your titties.

If you're up for it, respond to derekmas@yahoo.com

 

[Enji]

Have I got your attention? OK, so it's a come-on. I need ladies to replace my right hand. Make me cum in your pussy, your ass or on or in any other part of your body. I'll give you one million dollars (or less).

Now here's the kicker: I'd just like to hear from BBW girls who are lewd and wanton and would like a guy who will play with their tits all night and finger their pussy and do any damn thing they want.

You can use me and abuse me as long as I get to play with your titties.

If you're up for it, respond to derekmas@yahoo.com

I so wanna say something.....still good luck with that..

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I so wanna say something.....still good luck with that..

OH,
go ahead and say it/

 

[adventureseekr]

You can use me and abuse me as long as I get to play with your titties.

Don't they check ID's in here ?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Don't they check ID's in here ?

Not if U offer $1,000,000

 

[Enji]

Not if U offer $1,000,000

if he needed it that much..i'm sure he could go down the street and accost someone locally

 

[reignophelia]

Lol

I'm literally laughing my ass off right now. Oh, oh the tears are coming...LOL...
And no, Oedipus, you can NOT PM me.
LOL

 

[Oedipus Rex]

Oh bollocks! I knew it wouldn't work. Any ideas from you lovely folk out there as to how I can attract ladies of the BBW persuasion to reply to me? I don't want much, just someone to talk to.

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Oh bollocks! I knew it wouldn't work. Any ideas from you lovely folk out there as to how I can attract ladies of the BBW persuasion to reply to me? I don't want much, just someone to talk to.

Gee I dunno I think honesty is a good start. Not to mention politeness and possibly being yourself. Most women can spot a phony and to me this ad reeks of phoniness.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Gee I dunno I think honesty is a good start. Not to mention politeness and possibly being yourself. Most women can spot a phony and to me this ad reeks of phoniness.

Wait!
U mean he's not really going to offer a million dollars?
You've destroyed my illusions.

(I think he was just trying to find a way of expressing his fascintation and almost desperate desire for larger women.
There is a bit of an attempt at humor there.