02/21/2001 Russia is our Friend, Right?

[Ambrosious]

Nothing like a good dose of spying between friends. What is up with that? That mother kept it hidden from EVERYONE! Even the Russians didn't know who he was! Incredible.

Gonna be a good day with some light drizzle, but right now we have those high, thin clouds and a right purdy (jcgirl) sunrise. God I love the south...


Barnboy

 

[R Nitelight]

Mornin', Ambrosious.

 

[Expertise]

Filthy Reds!!!!!

Intelligence gathering is a 5000 year old profession and a growth industry.

Something as trivial as the end of the cold war isn't going to stop it.

TRUST NO ONE!

 

[Merelan]

Not even Laurel?

 

[Expertise]

She is a Vatican mole.

 

[Merelan]

I am stunned, no shocked. What does that make Manu? Have I stumbled on something here. Are all those posts between Ambrosious and Nitelight actually them trading secrets?

 

[Expertise]

They are Bolivian Military Intelligence.

Haven't you heard that Military Intelligence is an oxymoron?!

 

[Merelan]

You shouldn't oughta call them names.

 

[Expertise]

They arent very good at "wet ops".

Their preferred method of liquidation is death by major appliance.....

Damn! Now I have to worry about the Maytag guy.

[Edited by Expertise on 02-21-2001 at 06:13 AM]

 

[Merelan]

Is he still around? Looking around the corner.
Expertise, I have a secret.....

 

[Expertise]

Admirer??????

OH!?

I am "the vault" Merelan.

 

[Havocman]

The eagle flies at midnight <stop> Golden monkey plays at checkers <stop> The fat man stands alone <end of line>

Havoc in the Shadows

 

[Merelan]

Mmmm.. my secret is only for your ears darling...
whisper........ we have stories here... but don't tell anyone, especially Ambrosious.

The "vault"? Can I have a cool name too?

 

[Ambrosious]

Wiggeldy, Piggeldy, pooh. Oop, eeep, too. Can you stop raining for 10 MINUTES???

We have stories??

 

[Merelan]

Damn, you heard me. I am not a very good spy am I? Or is it agent? Or operative?

 

[Havocman]

It's easy Merelan:

I spy an agent, which is the operative word...

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

Okay, that was pretty bad. Nicole, get over here and distract him.

 

[Juliangel]

Mornin' y'all!

It is a beautiful day today. I did not want to get back up this morning. (I went back to bed after getting the boys off to school) There is nothing like laying on crisp sheets totally naked with a cool breeze blowing over your bare back.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We have stories??

Ambro. You need to learn some comedic timing or something. This joke is dead, you've not only killed it, you've beaten it until it's flat and there is nothing left but a few hair and some blood. Just oh my gawd.

Learn to quit man. I suggest you get a training collar for large furry dogs, a choke chain with spikes sticking into the neck, and a long leather leash useful for smacking you on the back and hand the other end to FG.

 

[Ambrosious]

Kille Muffin

Learn to quit man. I suggest you get a training collar for large furry dogs, a choke chain with spikes sticking into the neck, and a long leather leash useful for smacking you on the back and hand the other end to FG.

I don't need to know your weird sexual practices, and I certainly am not going to adopt them...



Thanks for the input. It is under advisement.

And here I thought the joke was that it was done to death. Hmmm...

 

[DriveSouth]

Nothing like a good dose of spying between friends. What is up with that? That mother kept it hidden from EVERYONE! Even the Russians didn't know who he was! Incredible.

Gonna be a good day with some light drizzle, but right now we have those high, thin clouds and a right purdy (jcgirl) sunrise. God I love the south...


Barnboy

I'm with you there Ambro - I too love the south, nothing nicer than a nice moderate Gulf breeze to get those late Febuary temps up into the high 60s, low 70s


And Barnboy?

LOL

 

[ranajja]

Ambro. You need to learn some comedic timing or something. This joke is dead, you've not only killed it, you've beaten it until it's flat and there is nothing left but a few hair and some blood. Just oh my gawd.

In defense of Ambro, KM, Merelan started it...

 

[Merelan]

Hey, what did I start!!! Oh, yeah. I know, but I had too. Nitelight made me do it!