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🥂🎂 Happy Birthday StillRain 🎂🥂

InThe312

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It's hard to believe it's been a whole year since we celebrated the beautiful, wise, greatest PoJ, witty, selectively slutty and all around my favouritest person on this whole damn spinny round rock, @StillRain.

This may be just another tick on your calendar, but for me it's another day, another year where you're the best part of my life. I've never been happier than to do life with you. :heart::heart::love::kiss::rose:.

I hope you'll all join me and celebrate the day the world was introduced to @StillRain. @hotwords229_A @deefalttwunnyfor, here's your chance to pay off on the hot boy anal. But if that doesn't happen, I'm sure she'd appreciate well wishes, funny memes, bad jokes and an inbox full of unsolicited dick pics. But be nice, or you might end up Wanker of the Week.

Happy Birthday @StillRain! Love you 4 evers.
 
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Happy birthday @StillRain !
Enjoy the day my friend. 😘

PS: Was I supposed to send those ‘donations’ to all of the POJs or just the current one?
 
InThe312 said:
It's hard to believe it's been a whole year since we celebrated the beautiful, wise, greatest PoJ, witty, selectively slutty and all around my favouritest person on this whole damn spinny round rock, @StillRain.

This may be just another tick on your calendar, but for me it's another day, another year where you're the best part of my life. I've never been happier than to do life with you. :heart::heart::love::kiss::rose:.

I hope you'll all join me and celebrate the day the world was introduced to @StillRain. @hotwords229_A @deefalttwunnyfor, here's your chance to pay off on the hot boy anal. But if that doesn't happen, I'm sure she'd appreciate well wishes, funny memes, bad jokes and an inbox full of unsolicited dick pics. But be nice, or you might end up Wanker of the Week.

Happy Birthday @StillRain! Love you 4 evers.
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Happy birthday Still! Hey, @InThe312 why don't you help her with the hotboyanal fantasy?!?
 
How did I miss this?

Happy birthday, @StillRain - thanks for the half hearted efforts you put into making this place a little less shit than it otherwise could be.
Thanks for nominating @Bry1313 as the first POJ, and somehow knowing he would be so eminently shit that all following POJ's would look magnificent in comparison. Cept maybe all the others but me and you.

Hope you have the bestest day and your year ahead has lots of great things to cum.

Don't be a dag, ya flaming galah

😍
 
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Wand3rlust said:
It's a few words of Australian.
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True story. The only time I went to Australia was shortly after 9/11. I was just barely 17 and going through the x-ray machines I got pulled aside by security. They showed me the x-ray and said 'you got a torch in your bag?'
To which my American brain immediately went scrambling thinking that they were getting ready to accuse me of terrorism so I flatly denied it. This caused them to raise their eyebrows and ask me what the hell it was. Looking at an x-ray I couldn't fucking tell. After a bunch of back and forth, they open the bag and pull out a flashlight and at that instant I remembered the language barrier. They laughed, I passed out, and the rest of the trip went fine. Fuck koalas, they're dicks
 
deefalttwunnyfor said:
True story. The only time I went to Australia was shortly after 9/11. I was just barely 17 and going through the x-ray machines I got pulled aside by security. They showed me the x-ray and said 'you got a torch in your bag?'
To which my American brain immediately went scrambling thinking that they were getting ready to accuse me of terrorism so I flatly denied it. This caused them to raise their eyebrows and ask me what the hell it was. Looking at an x-ray I couldn't fucking tell. After a bunch of back and forth, they open the bag and pull out a flashlight and at that instant I remembered the language barrier. They laughed, I passed out, and the rest of the trip went fine. Fuck koalas, they're dicks
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You shouldn’t fuck the koalas. The chlamydia and all.
 
deefalttwunnyfor said:
True story. The only time I went to Australia was shortly after 9/11. I was just barely 17 and going through the x-ray machines I got pulled aside by security. They showed me the x-ray and said 'you got a torch in your bag?'
To which my American brain immediately went scrambling thinking that they were getting ready to accuse me of terrorism so I flatly denied it. This caused them to raise their eyebrows and ask me what the hell it was. Looking at an x-ray I couldn't fucking tell. After a bunch of back and forth, they open the bag and pull out a flashlight and at that instant I remembered the language barrier. They laughed, I passed out, and the rest of the trip went fine. Fuck koalas, they're dicks
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I didn't know they had fleshlights back then.

I've not been, but I've spoken to some Aussies in the UK and I'm fully prepared to believe it's a real place.
 
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