๐Ÿฅ‚๐ŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday StillRain ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅ‚

AmberLGreen

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Many years ago in a beautiful land, Litโ€™s self proclaimed biggest cunt came into the world bringing joy to all and she hasnโ€™t stopped bringing it since

Please join me in wishing this beautiful lady a very happy birthday.

Share your love for this amazing Aussie cunt. She is a unique, amazing and wonderful person who deserves all the good in life.

Happy birthday beautiful @StillRain . Hope you have a fantastic day and that this next year is your best ever year ๐Ÿฅฐ

PS - she might not respond to your messages straight away because she is busy getting her brains fucked out ๐Ÿคฃ
 
Happy birthday, StillRain!!!
I think the occasion calls for a costume/dance party.
 
Hap, hap, happiest of birthdays my love. I'm definitely the luckiest person on earth today as I get to spend to your birthday with the sexiest, smartest, sweetest, bestest woman I've ever met. There is noire way I would want to spend it with anyone else.
 
When I think of you I think of denim clothing . . . on the floor next to your hot, naked body.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday! ๐Ÿ˜›
 
Many years ago in a beautiful land, Litโ€™s self proclaimed biggest cunt came into the world bringing joy to all and she hasnโ€™t stopped bringing it since

Please join me in wishing this beautiful lady a very happy birthday.

Share your love for this amazing Aussie cunt. She is a unique, amazing and wonderful person who deserves all the good in life.

Happy birthday beautiful @StillRain . Hope you have a fantastic day and that this next year is your best ever year ๐Ÿฅฐ

PS - she might not respond to your messages straight away because she is busy getting her brains fucked out ๐Ÿคฃ
Thank you, you crazy, wildling.

Thank you also for ensuring that the ringing in of this grand occasion was heavily alcohol-fuelled with a special delivery and then a bonus delivery of not one, but two identical insulting birthday cards. Love you. ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ
 
Happy bday to someone almost as funny as me.

As someone who is infinitely funnier and definitely way more birthday, and decidedly drunker right now. I disagree. As much as I would sober.
 
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Hap, hap, happiest of birthdays my love. I'm definitely the luckiest person on earth today as I get to spend to your birthday with the sexiest, smartest, sweetest, bestest woman I've ever met. There is noire way I would want to spend it with anyone else.
You. ๐Ÿฅฐ

You travelled the earth to get to me for this occasion. โค๏ธ. That in itself was enough, and then you bathed me in all the layers of love all day long. ๐Ÿฅฐ. Thank you.

Iโ€™m super glad every cowboy needs a penguin and Iโ€™m yours. ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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