🙂🙃 Weekend Updates with Trekka 🙂🙃

[Trekka]

Post your wiggy or wonky weekend wows and woes here!

Are you a 9-5er that *lives* for weekends?
A workaholic that *hates* them?
Are you a shift worker that works on weekends?

Do you only fuck on a weekend? Cmon, be honest! We all know Monday sex is, like, perfunctory at best.

So let’s talk weekends. What’s your weekend update?

 

[Trekka]

i’ll start.

Weekend Update: my man just bought $600 worth of fireworks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If there wasn't a pilot shortage, I'd be hightailing it to trekka's for an epic display of American patriotism/stupidity

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have been in perpetual weekend for 2.5 years.
I start back at work on Wednesday and I'm spending this weekend finalizing childcare.

 

[Taegul]

Post your wiggy or wonky weekend wows and woes here!

Are you a 9-5er that *lives* for weekends?
A workaholic that *hates* them?
Are you a shift worker that works on weekends?

Do you only fuck on a weekend? Cmon, be honest! We all know Monday sex is, like, perfunctory at best.

So let’s talk weekends. What’s your weekend update?

The Fourth of July falls on a Monday. You got a problem with the Fourth Of July? Nothing "perfunctory" about firework sex!



*Disclaimer* Please do not put fireworks in your vag or ass. Safety first.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude usually off from my fake job most weekends. Just got back from tacos. Going to nap during afternoon storms. Then maybe start some boozing or not. Kinda getting too late for muh fuckers day drinking you knowZ.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Disclaimer* Please do not put fireworks in your vag or ass. Safety first

What about one's dick?

 

[Trekka]

@indiesoul sometimes i feel like weekends are harder and wear me out more than weekdays!

Weekend Update: i just baked cookies for the first time since major back surgery and I’m feeling’ a lil bit like Bionic Betty Crocker!

 

[Trekka]

If there wasn't a pilot shortage, I'd be hightailing it to trekka's for an epic display of American patriotism/stupidity

ima tell him you said that

 

[jason28053]

https://imgur.com/a/FLotq7Q

 

[aussiegeekygal]

ima tell him you said that

Don't let him put them in his butt.

 

[Taegul]

What about one's dick?

That's definitely a foul. Double penalty if dick is going in a vag or ass. I don't even want to hear July Fourth firework horror stories from Emergency Room doctors and nurses. I know they have them...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://imgur.com/a/FLotq7Q

Incredible.
I miss living on the beach

 

[AmberLGreen]

What about one's dick?

I wonder if he tries to write his name with it

 

[Mo_Bandy]

They are definitely harder! Kids want to do stuff, family wants to visit, house needs cleaned, yard needs mowed, friends want to hang out, groceries need bought.... and all I want to do is sleep till noon and day drink with @Mo_Bandy

Well thanks. It is a goddamn balancing act. Pro move is get all the sucky shit out the way early. Then drinks at lunch and nap. Wake up and get drunk a 2nd time. Shits dope!

 

[Mrtenant]

My weekends get loaded with shit to do. I look forward to Mondays when I can go to work and relax a little.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude. Check it out I randomly bought fishing poles today but have not fished in years. I dont know but I think I need some hobbies besides boozing and watching Eastbound and Down clips and parking lot fingerbanging Hooters waitresses after their shifts or whatever the fuck I do.

 

[Trekka]

Don't let him put them in his butt.

Like i have any control over that man whatsoever. i will relay your advice tho. Ever since you taught me the art of prostate massage, your word is gospel in my house

What about one's dick?

This is art.

******
@Taegul —>> you make a good point about this particular coming Monday. Now put on your American flag thong.

@indiesoul … back me up here^.

 

[Trekka]

Dude. Check it out I randomly bought fishing poles today but have not fished in years.

Whatcha catchin?

Get a bucket of shiners and go ham in a neighborhood lake. You’ll tear them bass right up.

im Trekka, and i fully endorse this weekend update

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Whatcha catchin?

Get a bucket of shiners and go ham in a neighborhood lake. You’ll tear them bass right up.

im Trekka, and i fully endorse this weekend update

Nice pier near house that goes out into Bay. Probably just buy some shrimp and beer tomorrow. See how it goes.

 

[ydahecnot]

Bulletin: I am working. As I am most every weekend

 

[Trekka]

Calling CNN: Sunny is missing ^punctuation!

 

[ydahecnot]

I never put the period at the end of a post. I post menopausally

 

[SassySheDevil]

Weekends are all the same to me. But it just means husband is home. Sometimes the kids are around.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm in the kitchen watching my husband whipper snippering in the sun, skin a glistening

Mmmmm