LaisDeMarieDeFrance
All I need is cheese
- Joined
- Feb 23, 2022
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Got a random text from an unknown number asking "how's the work going?" Trying to decide if I should reply "New phone, who dis?"
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Why do you want to lick a juicy pilot?Öffne Deine Schenkel, zeige mir Deine Rose und lass mich an der Knospe knabbern. Und im Ah und Oh des Geschehens wird Deine Langeweile bald verschwunden sein.
Kurz gesagt: Lass Dir Deine saftige, samtne Fotze lecken.![]()
This could also go in the "What made you say FUCK today thread....
I have a writer's group meeting this evening. I am critiquing the first 5 chapters of a book one of the group submitted. I spent a lot of time analyzing and writing my comments onto her story. So FUCKING NATURALLY, I left the comments on my clipboard on the dining room table - where the FUCKING cat attacked the vase with flowers and spilled water all over my notes. So the ink ran and all the pages are wet and sticking together.
So, I am rewriting the comments once again. Anyone want a freshly chastised fucking cat?
Ice cream!Thinking ice cream with bananas & chocolate sauce or banana bread with chocolate chips?![]()
Ice cream, covered in chocolate sauce, over your banana bread.Thinking ice cream with bananas & chocolate sauce or banana bread with chocolate chips?![]()