🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[lilmissdarling]

Stretched out listening to music.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Just opened a tab to read an older CFNM story from someone I was chatting with earlier. Will be teasing and edging. May move on to full on stroking to cum.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Thinking about getting a snack..damn munchies

 

[Bry1313]

Sipping bourbon

 

[ShaneoD]

Working, I'd much rather be doing something that has most of the same letters

 

[munch2much]

42 The answer is 42

Yes it! I have the original radio show (the best version by far), read the books, saw the TV series, films and the stage production.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'm rubbing my shin after running into the fucking flowerpot in the dark garden when I went to get bay leaves for the marinade for the saddle of venison.
I'm in favor of someone else cooking in the future. Yep. Freedom, equality, sisterhood.
...
Although, I know how he cooks...
Damn.
Note to self:
Next time, just go into the garden at night with a flashlight.

Was it a ceramic flowerpot?

 

[munch2much]

Laying in my very cosy bed and letting myself wake up.

 

[Wren200]

Sitting on a motorbike wishing I had someone behind me

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Was it a ceramic flowerpot?

If it has been plastics, why rubbing my shin?
Yes, ceramics. The edge just high enough to hit the upper end of my shin.

 

[Wren200]

If it has been plastics, why rubbing my shin?
Yes, ceramics. The edge just high enough to hit the upper end of my shin.

ouch

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Sitting on a motorbike wishing I had someone behind me

Three traffic control with flashing lights, I guess.

 

[Wren200]

Three traffic control with flashing lights, I guess.

Not yet

On a quad bike on our property

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If it has been plastics, why rubbing my shin?
Yes, ceramics. The edge just high enough to hit the upper end of my shin.

Some of the plastic ones are pretty heavy duty. The upper shin bone may be more tender than the lower shin...but don't quote me on that as I'm not a registered doctor.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm thinking about pinching a bucket or two of liquid helium at work.
A certain husband left the bed without permission and then had the cheek to open the balcony door in the bedroom.
I'm fucking freezing.
I got a cold and a little cough. Getting the bad air out is no excuse.
A bucket of helium over his feet at night will teach him...

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Some of the plastic ones are pretty heavy duty. The upper shin bone may be more tender than the lower shin...but don't quote me on that as I'm not a registered doctor.

We could determine this experimentally. Take off your pants, we don't want to get them dirty, I'll quickly get the hammer out of the cellar.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

We could determine this experimentally. Take off your pants, we don't want to get them dirty, I'll quickly get the hammer out of the cellar.

Ok...but just how heavy is the hammer?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

We could determine this experimentally. Take off your pants, we don't want to get them dirty, I'll quickly get the hammer out of the cellar.

You have a cellar?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

You have a cellar?

No, but my house has one.

What kind of hammer would you like? The smallest would be a precision hammer weighing just over 50 grams. The largest would be a sledge hammer weighing around six kilos.
If you are more sustainability-oriented, I would of course have a wooden mallet.
A colorful selection of axes and hatchets would also be possible, but I think that would be a bit too much of a good thing, don't you think?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

No, but my house has one.

What kind of hammer would you like? The smallest would be a precision hammer weighing just over 50 grams. The largest would be a sledge hammer weighing around six kilos.
If you are more sustainability-oriented, I would of course have a wooden mallet.
A colorful selection of axes and hatchets would also be possible, but I think that would be a bit too much of a good thing, don't you think?

Yes, let's forget about the axes for a while, the precision one sounds rather lame, as does the the sledge hammer to be honest. I'm in two minds about saving the world with a mallet...do you have a rubber hammer to hand? or should I purchase one on the way to see your cellar?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Yes, let's forget about the axes for a while, the precision one sounds rather lame, as does the the sledge hammer to be honest. I'm in two minds about saving the world with a mallet...do you have a rubber hammer to hand? or should I purchase one on the way to see your cellar?

A man wants to meet me in my cellar, bringing his rubber "hammer".
Interesting.
One takes every help he can get, right?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

A man wants to meet me in my cellar, bringing his rubber "hammer".
Interesting.
One takes every help he can get, right?

I've never actually been in a cellar but I assume it's dusty, filled with cobwebs and old bottles of wine, maybe an disused vacuum cleaner in the corner.. I'll purchase a hat just in case along with the rubber hammer. Do you need anything?..you can reimburse me when I arrive so don't worry

 

[English_guy_bkk]

A man wants to meet me in my cellar, bringing his rubber "hammer".
Interesting.
One takes every help he can get, right?

I'll wear my non-slip shoes if you don't mind.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'll wear my non-slip shoes if you don't mind.

Is that the full list?
You are sort of a perv, right?
Stalking on me in my cellar, naked with your rubber hammer in one hand. Do I want to know what you are doing with your other hand?
I always sweep when I'm finished, but I can't rule out a few sawdust or wood shavings. Therefore shoes are a wise choice.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Having anxiety.