🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Esslemont]

Basking in the afterglow of a lifetime of experience gained blowjob.

You know my cock, babe.
And I know your throat.
We met again. The pleasure is always mine.

 

[BookishBabe0]

Just sent a request to a hot older guy.

 

[lindi_85]

Lying on my bed after a busy day, scrolling lit, and feeling some kinda way

 

[Azuldrgon]

Lying on my bed after a busy day, scrolling lit, and feeling some kinda way

Same thing, but earlier.

 

[johnnyampleed]

Couldnt hold out anymore...
Using my sex toy manually, havent turned it on yet though
Sliding the tip of the dildo part in and out of my wet pussy
No vibration
No clit stimulation
Just back and forth in pussy to hear how wet I am at 7am before work, like a filthy horny perverted black cumslut

That wet sloshy sound is so, so sexy.

 

[BookishBabe0]

Thinking if you want to see a rabid chihuahua just suggest sharing. Some of us are territorial.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Fighting with beautiful satiny fabric trying to make my daughter's birthday dress

 

[DannieB]

Stickering command hooks for my daughter’s string of lights

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Having my morning tea.
A day without tea is possible but pointless.

 

[Wriggle]

Tea, too.
No coffee in the house

Apologies for any garbled messages appearing in any inboxes

 

[DannieB]

Wondering wtf with some people

 

[Saltfountain]

Cleaning coffee machines at 6am

 

[ericalauren]

Yesterday, I got a text from a random number asking me when the last time I masturbated was. I assumed it’s spam so I deleted it. My friend (in the same area code) got the same text, too. How odd! Anyway, I’m lying in bed watching a documentary.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Sitting giggling at the desk in my shared office, nearly peeing myself. My colleagues are looking at me in a funny way.
I just received a text from someone stating that a cut penis shoots cum farther. I don't know about that, so I had to reply
"I can't elaborate that.
We should investigate this systematically.
We can probably approximate this with a Weibull distribution curve and make a distribution statement.
Should we also take into account the quantity distribution of the individual splashes? I think we should.
Then we only have to compare the two populations, which of course must have a certain minimum size. I don't think we need to start with less than 120 individuals per population, otherwise we won't get the individual factors such as age, health status and possibly genetic dispositions."

Gents, of you make such statements towards an engineer, don't expect boring answers like "show me".

 

[Cogan]

Sitting giggling at the desk in my shared office, nearly peeing myself. My colleagues are looking at me in a funny way.
I just received a text from someone stating that a cut penis shoots cum farther. I don't know about that, so I had to reply
"I can't elaborate that.
We should investigate this systematically.
We can probably approximate this with a Weibull distribution curve and make a distribution statement.
Should we also take into account the quantity distribution of the individual splashes? I think we should.
Then we only have to compare the two populations, which of course must have a certain minimum size. I don't think we need to start with less than 120 individuals per population, otherwise we won't get the individual factors such as age, health status and possibly genetic dispositions."

Gents, of you make such statements towards an engineer, don't expect boring answers like "show me".

Now I'm curious too! What information is that statement based on? I don't say that the person i wrong, but I'm curious about the source.

I think you are right but I've learned that it's needed 200 of each to be based on statistic information, and 1000 of each to be sure.

 

[Cogan]

Taking a break before I start on the next task.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Adding wood to the fire

This again.

 

[LostHorizon]

Making coffee

 

[Cogan]

This again.

So you can take more nude pics?

 

[MedicalMuse]

lol

I don’t participate in full frontal Friday
No one needs to see that

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Now I'm curious too! What information is that statement based on? I don't say that the person i wrong, but I'm curious about the source.

I think you are right but I've learned that it's needed 200 of each to be based on statistic information, and 1000 of each to be sure.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I don't know the data basis of the thesis. I would only investigate this systematically so that a theory can be created.
I had forgotten that the shooting angle must of course be constant. This of course has a big influence on the throwing parabola. You could clamp the pipe to have constant parameters. This can greatly facilitate the release of the shot for individual individuals. Perverts.

 

[Cogan]

I don't know the data basis of the thesis. I would only investigate this systematically so that a theory can be created.
I had forgotten that the shooting angle must of course be constant. This of course has a big influence on the throwing parabola. You could clamp the pipe to have constant parameters. This can greatly facilitate the release of the shot for individual individuals. Perverts.

Well, the easiest way must be a rig of some kind were you mount a fleshlight in a specific angle and then you draw rings on the floor with inch, feet or cm marked on them.

 

[keenreplayer]

Sitting giggling at the desk in my shared office, nearly peeing myself. My colleagues are looking at me in a funny way.
I just received a text from someone stating that a cut penis shoots cum farther. I don't know about that, so I had to reply
"I can't elaborate that.
We should investigate this systematically.
We can probably approximate this with a Weibull distribution curve and make a distribution statement.
Should we also take into account the quantity distribution of the individual splashes? I think we should.
Then we only have to compare the two populations, which of course must have a certain minimum size. I don't think we need to start with less than 120 individuals per population, otherwise we won't get the individual factors such as age, health status and possibly genetic dispositions."

Gents, of you make such statements towards an engineer, don't expect boring answers like "show me".

Sounds like you understand the mechanical theory behind a prostate better than most urologists LOL never mind penis owners LOL

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Well, the easiest way must be a rig of some kind were you mount a fleshlight in a specific angle and then you draw rings on the floor with inch, feet or cm marked on them.

Inches?
Wasn't that the folklore unit that hasn't really existed for ages since the Mendenhall Order? I read somewhere that there are still a few tribes in a distant land who have not yet recognized the supremacy of the meter.
Personally, I would always specify lengths in atto parsecs. This is easy to understand from any point on earth, provided you have a long ruler and a protractor.