🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Getting ready to meet my family for a picnic in the park. It’s kind of adorable how excited everyone is to make their own sandwiches and sit around a lake together 🤣 And I am going to have alcohol for the first time in a couple weeks so…let’s get crunk!
 
Reading Lit threads at 1am when I SHOULD be writing the report I have to submit tomorrow....that I sat down to start 2 hours ago.
 
Feeling Paranoid 👀

Accidentally took the wrong medicine for my ear ache and now I'm high as shit at work.

Only me 🤦‍♀️

Holy shit this is awesome. I wish we worked together. I would fuck with you SO hard right now. But I would also totally cover for you.
 
Noooo I'm already pulling off the greatest acting performance of my life - appearing normal.

ETA: That took me 8 minutes to write

Good. Goooood. Now imagine the longest string of melted Mozzarella in history. It travels on endlessly into infinity, as you keep pulling and pullling that slice of Pizza. Don't you want pizza now PLP?

*Laughs like Emperor Palpatine*
 
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