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[redsnowbunny]

My Dear Litereurs and Literettes,
On a very boring afternoon, we were pondering ...
how many times have you been attracted to someone, only to be put off by a seemingly trifling matter?

Did you ever feel your "enthusiasm" for someone deflate - dry-up - because of their , for example, abysmal taste in music?
Or because their home was a pigsty?
Or because they spelled "your / you're" wrong at the wrong time.. (or whatever the equivalent could be in other languages)?

At the contrary, did the sudden discovery of you having the same taste for --insert interest here-- really get your motor running?

To put it as we did here , is there something specific, or unexpected that did or does makes you wet or dry you up?



My thanks to @hotwords229_A for backing my idea for this silly little poll about sexual idiosyncrasies,
to @BongoGal for admitting that a bad CD collection made her lose interest in potential partners,
to @Saltfountain for coming up with the idea of asking what kind of music makes you wet or dries you up,
and to @EvaLane, who supports my silliness by always laughing at my jokes.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I mentioned this on another thread recently, but my massive crush on my wife's best friend became a little less enthusiastic when we visited their new home and saw she'd decided to arrange the books on her bookshelf by color.

Maybe it's aesthetic, but it's definitely not practical and my penis got SO SMALL when I saw it.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

My Dear Litereurs and Literettes,
On a very boring afternoon, we were pondering ...
how many times have you been attracted to someone, only to be put off by a seemingly trifling matter?

Did you ever feel your "enthusiasm" for someone deflate - dry-up - because of their , for example, abysmal taste in music?
Or because their home was a pigsty?
Or because they spelled "your / you're" wrong at the wrong time.. (or whatever the equivalent could be in other languages)?

At the contrary, did the sudden discovery of you having the same taste for --insert interest here-- really get your motor running?

To put it as we did here , is there something specific, or unexpected that did or does makes you wet or dry you up?



My thanks to @hotwords229_A for backing my idea for this silly little poll about sexual idiosyncrasies,
to @BongoGal for admitting that a bad CD collection made her lose interest in potential partners,
to @Saltfountain for coming up with the idea of asking what kind of music makes you wet or dries you up,
and to @EvaLane, who supports my silliness by always laughing at my jokes.

NOt dry, but deflated, yes.
When she started talking about religion.

 

[redsnowbunny]

NOt dry, but deflated, yes.
When she started talking about religion.

Wishing to express my deep respect for religion,

BUT
it really is quite a dry(ing) subject.
Not at all flirt material

 

[hotwords229_A]

At the contrary, did the sudden discovery of you having the same taste for --insert interest here-- really get your motor running?

I was at the beginning stages of a relationship when she told me she wanted to have a Halloween party at her apartment. She asked me to help her with the planning and getting Halloween stuff for the party.

As if I wasn’t already hot for her!

I just wish I had been invited to the party.

Just kidding!

 

[redsnowbunny]

I was at the beginning stages of a relationship when she told me she wanted to have a Halloween party at her apartment. She asked me to help her with the planning and getting Halloween stuff for the party.

As if I wasn’t already hot for her!

I just wish I had been invited to the party.

Just kidding!

Because you really like halloween or because you're a closeted party planner?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Because you really like halloween or because you're a closeted party planner?

Halloween should be a month long paid National Holiday.
That’s the platform I’m running on. Hotwords 2028!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I met him online, (not here

Wishing to express my deep respect for religion,

BUT
it really is quite a dry(ing) subject.
Not at all flirt material

Exactly.
I am comfortable with the idea of someone having a deep faith. (Indeed, my wife is pretty religious.)
But when she starts to tell me that I need to be saved, when it moves into proselytizing, then you might as well just push me away.
Ironically, I'm pretty sure she got really worked up and horny from engaging in religious activities.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

If she wears croc's in public I am done!!

 

[Abeona1]

Long finger nails dry as a bone

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I met him online, (not here

Wishing to express my deep respect for religion,

BUT
it really is quite a dry(ing) subject.
Not at all flirt material

You'd be surprised...

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Long finger nails dry as a bone

Right? Like, how are you gonna wipe your ass thoroughly with long-ass nails?

 

[Abeona1]

Right? Like, how are you gonna wipe your ass thoroughly with long-ass nails?

Are you thinking woman. I was thinking men who don't know what nail clippers are for

 

[BongoGal]

Right? Like, how are you gonna wipe your ass thoroughly with long-ass nails?

Yikes! I had never once considered that!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Are you thinking woman. I was thinking men who don't know what nail clippers are for

 

[munch2much]

I mentioned this on another thread recently, but my massive crush on my wife's best friend became a little less enthusiastic when we visited their new home and saw she'd decided to arrange the books on her bookshelf by color.

Maybe it's aesthetic, but it's definitely not practical and my penis got SO SMALL when I saw it.

I cringe in sympathy

 

[munch2much]

I’m not sure this is a trifling matter but…

One Xmas Eve it was closing time in my fave bar. A local beauty Queen asked me me if I wanted a “Christmas kiss” - which around here meant full on “tongues and all” snogging (and who knows what will follow).

I was already slightly put off because she was chewing gum. But when it fell out her mouth landing in a messy ash tray …and she put it back in her mouth?

I’m not sure if there is a diplomatic way to flee. But that was what I attempted at least. Just no.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Are you thinking woman. I was thinking men who don't know what nail clippers are for

Anybody. Ass hygiene is important!

 

[munch2much]

Anybody. Ass hygiene is important!

You can’t covet thy neighbors dirty ass

 

[Abeona1]

I’m not sure this is a trifling matter but…

One Xmas Eve it was closing time in my fave bar. A local beauty Queen asked me me if I wanted a “Christmas kiss” - which around here meant full on “tongues and all” snogging (and who knows what will follow).

I was already slightly put off because she was chewing gum. But when it fell out her mouth landing in a messy ash tray …and she put it back in her mouth?

I’m not sure if there is a diplomatic way to flee. But that was what I attempted at least. Just no.

That's disgusting

 

[horny_hiker]

Are you thinking woman. I was thinking men who don't know what nail clippers are for

That sounds painful!

 

[MissSNG]

I mentioned this on another thread recently, but my massive crush on my wife's best friend became a little less enthusiastic when we visited their new home and saw she'd decided to arrange the books on her bookshelf by color.

Maybe it's aesthetic, but it's definitely not practical and my penis got SO SMALL when I saw it.

*hides my bookshelf from WJ*

Ok they aren’t really by color but all of my sprayed edges, “pretty” books are in the top and I do keep all series together but there’s no real order or rhyme to my bookshelf

 

[horny_hiker]

*hides my bookshelf from WJ*

Ok they aren’t really by color but all of my sprayed edges, “pretty” books are in the top and I do keep all series together but there’s no real order or rhyme to my bookshelf

Should there be?

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Taegul]

Not sure if this would be considered "trifling" but some of my more disappointing moments in life have been seeing a truly beautiful woman that instantly captures my attention and admiration only to then see her lift a cigarette to her mouth. 180 achieved.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m not sure this is a trifling matter but…

One Xmas Eve it was closing time in my fave bar. A local beauty Queen asked me me if I wanted a “Christmas kiss” - which around here meant full on “tongues and all” snogging (and who knows what will follow).

I was already slightly put off because she was chewing gum. But when it fell out her mouth landing in a messy ash tray …and she put it back in her mouth?

I’m not sure if there is a diplomatic way to flee. But that was what I attempted at least. Just no.

Yeah, but if she’s willing to put that in her mouth . . .

Not sure if this would be considered "trifling" but some of my more disappointing moments in life have been seeing a truly beautiful woman that instantly captures my attention and admiration only to then see her lift a cigarette to her mouth. 180 achieved.

Yeah, but if she’s willing to put that in her mouth . . .