RoryN
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A way to move forward! This is an informal, ongoing, for-fun Dead Pool regarding some notable Deplorables and when they are likely to take the sweet dirt nap. I'm going to make my own estimates, and you can chime in with yours - and also add Deplorables and update as we go.
Unlike a proper Dead Pool, no points will be given - bragging rights if you make a good prediction still applies. If we want to parlay this later into an actual contest, that could happen.
Circling The Drain: ~ 1-2 years
Rush Limbaugh - Racist Rush is, thankfully, running on fumes. His fake Medal of Freedom isn't going to lengthen his lifespan.
Paul Manafort - This piece of shit who leverages the worst in people is perpetually ill. He wasn't well before he got locked away, and he's not getting better.
Rudy Giuliani - We all know his brain is rotting at lightning speed.
Possibly On Deck: ~ 3-4 years
Steve Bannon - Enemy of the people. Never looks well, but that doesn't mean much. Still could do slammer time.
Roy Moore - White Supremacist adored by The Donald. Health is unknown, but Alabama isn't drowning in kale.
Donald J. Trump - There's a fairly-good chance for a precipitous decline in health within the near future, but the needle could swing wildly on this one.
Joe Arpaio - Dumb, caustic old prick.
Likely Safe (for now)
Roger Stone - This monster might still go to jail. He stays pretty fit, though.
Mitch McConnell - Mitch is up there in years, but turtles live forever.
MyPillow Dude - Let's see how he does with the lawsuits.
Unlike a proper Dead Pool, no points will be given - bragging rights if you make a good prediction still applies. If we want to parlay this later into an actual contest, that could happen.

Circling The Drain: ~ 1-2 years
Rush Limbaugh - Racist Rush is, thankfully, running on fumes. His fake Medal of Freedom isn't going to lengthen his lifespan.
Paul Manafort - This piece of shit who leverages the worst in people is perpetually ill. He wasn't well before he got locked away, and he's not getting better.
Rudy Giuliani - We all know his brain is rotting at lightning speed.
Possibly On Deck: ~ 3-4 years
Steve Bannon - Enemy of the people. Never looks well, but that doesn't mean much. Still could do slammer time.
Roy Moore - White Supremacist adored by The Donald. Health is unknown, but Alabama isn't drowning in kale.
Donald J. Trump - There's a fairly-good chance for a precipitous decline in health within the near future, but the needle could swing wildly on this one.
Joe Arpaio - Dumb, caustic old prick.
Likely Safe (for now)
Roger Stone - This monster might still go to jail. He stays pretty fit, though.
Mitch McConnell - Mitch is up there in years, but turtles live forever.
MyPillow Dude - Let's see how he does with the lawsuits.
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