Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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- Mar 7, 2014
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Feeling stabby? Maybe we can help! 
Is your boss getting on your case?
Parents jumping down your throat?
Is your SO being a pain in the ass?
Well be a pain in his ass at the Build A Voodoo Doll Workshop!
We've got everything you need to give all your frenemies and loved ones exactly what they've got coming to them, from giving your boss a forked tongue that more accurately reflects his true personality, to ripping the nail off that finger your mother wags at you every time you say 'deep dicking,' to surprising your ex with a toilet bowl brush where the sun don't shine.
Screw your therapist, come and work out your anger issues with us! Why pay them hundreds of dollars an hour, when you can pay us the ridiculously low rate of $74.99 per doll, and still have money left over for wine!
So don't wait - act now and get your free heavy duty zip tie, handy for cutting off circulation to any one of several appendages. We're open 2 -5am every day except for Arbor Day, Canadian Thanksgiving, and the anniversary of the release of Fatal Attraction.
We'll see you there! 🖐
**To replace the previous thread of the same name that seems to have gotten the ax, and inspired by a cranky kitten.
Is your boss getting on your case?
Parents jumping down your throat?
Is your SO being a pain in the ass?
Well be a pain in his ass at the Build A Voodoo Doll Workshop!
We've got everything you need to give all your frenemies and loved ones exactly what they've got coming to them, from giving your boss a forked tongue that more accurately reflects his true personality, to ripping the nail off that finger your mother wags at you every time you say 'deep dicking,' to surprising your ex with a toilet bowl brush where the sun don't shine.
Screw your therapist, come and work out your anger issues with us! Why pay them hundreds of dollars an hour, when you can pay us the ridiculously low rate of $74.99 per doll, and still have money left over for wine!
So don't wait - act now and get your free heavy duty zip tie, handy for cutting off circulation to any one of several appendages. We're open 2 -5am every day except for Arbor Day, Canadian Thanksgiving, and the anniversary of the release of Fatal Attraction.
We'll see you there! 🖐
**To replace the previous thread of the same name that seems to have gotten the ax, and inspired by a cranky kitten.
