🐰Go Ask Alexa🐰

[catherinewheel77]

That's right, yet another redundant thread!

Anyhow...what did y'all ask Alexa today? For instance, my juvenile queries were:

1. How much do you despise Siri?
2. Bezos vs Zuckerberg...who's the bigger prick?
3. Has anyone attempted to assassinate Lena Dunham?

 

[BradBigBrain]

I called Siri a Fucking Cunt today. I hate her.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I asked Google Assistant, yes... I'm poor so it's Google Assistant. I asked her:

Can I grow my cock overnight with a piece of bungee cord and a brick?

She was stumped.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I asked Google Assistant, yes... I'm poor so it's Google Assistant. I asked her:

Can I grow my cock overnight with a piece of bungee cord and a brick?

She was stumped.

Hahaha! That's classic.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Alexa, is the white knight talking backwards?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Who the fuck is Alexa? She sounds entirely too young to know more than I do.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ayrts??

Although I say that to Siri and not Alexa.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Who the fuck is Alexa? She sounds entirely too young to know more than I do.

Sorry, I should've clarified. It's Amazon's virtual assistant...like Apple's Siri.
https://cdn.technologyreview.com/i/images/a1-alexathumb.jpg?sw=600&cx=200&cy=0&cw=1600&ch=1125

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sorry, I should've clarified. It's Amazon's virtual assistant...like Apple's Siri.
https://cdn.technologyreview.com/i/images/a1-alexathumb.jpg?sw=600&cx=200&cy=0&cw=1600&ch=1125

Huh. Thanks!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

I don't talk to any of them. I prefer people.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I don't talk to any of them. I prefer people.

The device isn't for conversing. It's similar to Google.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Alexa could not tell me if I were handsome, but she knew what handsome meant.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Alexa could not tell me if I were handsome, but she knew what handsome meant.

She's clearly uninformed.

 

[BradBigBrain]

She's clearly uninformed.

She wears a uniform? Is she in the Army?

 

[PapaRomantic]

She's clearly uninformed.

You win the prize for best post of the day!

 

[catherinewheel77]

You win the prize for best post of the day!

*humbly bows

 

[catherinewheel77]

She wears a uniform? Is she in the Army?

https://media.giphy.com/media/M6aXbMQm8Dyow/giphy.gif

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://media.giphy.com/media/M6aXbMQm8Dyow/giphy.gif

Alexa, what does John F. Kennedy Jr have to do with losing a bet?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Alexa, what does John F. Kennedy Jr have to do with losing a bet?

That's not the episode, ya knucklehead. It's from S5E19. You're thinking of S4E10.

 

[BradBigBrain]

That's not the episode, ya knucklehead. It's from S5E19. You're thinking of S4E10.

http://i.imgur.com/1uxcvDP.gif

 

[Daizie]

I have Cortana and I ask her if she ever got horizontal with Master Chief.

 

[Harrywildone]

I'm still looking for one of them who'll talk dirty to me.

 

[Daizie]

I'm still looking for one of them who'll talk dirty to me.

*in an A.I. voice* "Hello, I am Daizie. How may I assist you today?"

 

[catherinewheel77]

I have Cortana and I ask her if she ever got horizontal with Master Chief.

Ok, that's plain brilliant. Hilarious, Daizie!

 

[catherinewheel77]

I'm still looking for one of them who'll talk dirty to me.

There's always Nite Flirt. Just ask B3.