🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

*sigh*
So, this morning, my Google searches involve liturgies for Maundy Thursday, the Easter lectionary, last night's baseball highlights, and a whole lot of weird dildo images.
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In fairness, I believe there's something about the virgins of Jerusalem being defiled in the Maundy Thursday liturgy, isn't there?
 
In fairness, I believe there's something about the virgins of Jerusalem being defiled in the Maundy Thursday liturgy, isn't there?
If there's a liturgy out there that includes something like that, it's news to me. Most of the Reformed liturgy is centered on the Last Supper. Nothing about virgins, defiled or otherwise, in the liturgy there.
 
That’s an ass I could get behind. In all the ways.

The white shoes though…
 
Lamentations 1, v. 4.
Hmm... Lamentations 3 is sometimes included in the lectionary readings for Holy Week, usually as part of the Saturday vigil. I'm finding a few Tenebrae type services that have readings from Lamentations 1. The connection isn't incorrect - I just don't see it as integral to the liturgy.
 
Happy to defer to an expert on the liturgy! There are, or were, Tenebrae settings from Lamentations set for Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and Holy Saturday, with fabulous music composed for them. But I can see these may not have survived into reformed liturgy!
Well worth a listen though :)
I'm sure when PLP said she needed filth and weird shit today, this conversation was exactly what she had in mind.
 
Either PLP has a clergy fetish, or she attracts men of the cloth like only a catholic school girl can. Fascinating either way.
 
Maybe a little of both? I mean I didn’t know I had a thing for a man of the cloth until I talked to one with a wonderfully kinky side 😋
But I also was the girl who was forced to go to church growing up and rebelled by misbehaving at church 😇 (and by misbehaving I mean I made out with a boy or two, nothing super scandalous ) lol

Did I ever tall you that I am technically an Ordained Minister? Just sayin...

Btw that was not a serious effort at flirting with anyone, just joking. Though it is true. I got ordained to marry some friends of mine before same sex marriage was legal.
 
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Either PLP has a clergy fetish, or she attracts men of the cloth like only a catholic school girl can. Fascinating either way.
Just keeping the flame alive for Indie. ;)
Maybe a little of both? I mean I didn’t know I had a thing for a man of the cloth until I talked to one with a wonderfully kinky side 😋
But I also was the girl who was forced to go to church growing up and rebelled by misbehaving at church 😇 (and by misbehaving I mean I made out with a boy or two, nothing super scandalous ) lol
Didn't your church have the best hidey hole for blowjobs in the balcony? Just mine? 😳
 
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