🍾 New Girl Honey Roast 🥂

[Chloe_Harper]

It has come to my attention that there are at least a handful of wonderful people who seem to have as deep of an appreciation, love, mixed-emotions, puzzle-fueled dreams, unhealthy birdshirt obsessive behaviors, and more...

...About the wonderful television show: New Girl




So, this, dear friends and strangers, is the zombie romance novel of a thread. We do, in fact, have notes. If you're a first time watcher, there may be spoilers for you. If you want to have a watch party with other lovers of the Loft livers (oh, I hate that, immediately regret, keeping it in anyway... read how Coach might), then this is your spot.

And here... ... I got you a cookie.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Kraken_96, @LadyLascivious1, @PrettyLilPussy19, and @StacyLeigh

It begins.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So, I know my feelings left off on Ryan getting shafted by the writers for how that relationship ended between him and Jess.

So, but, I'm curious, who was everyone's favorite Jess relationship there are no wrong answers (except for Robbie for what should be obvious reasons. But, this is also Lit, so there may be some people who are like, nah, that could have still totally worked).

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

@Kraken_96, @LadyLascivious1, @PrettyLilPussy19, and @StacyLeigh

It begins.

Instant follow! I'll come play soon.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Instant follow! I'll come play soon.

I cannot wait!!!

 

[Neanderthal247]

It has come to my attention that there are at least a handful of wonderful people who seem to have as deep of an appreciation, love, mixed-emotions, puzzle-fueled dreams, unhealthy birdshirt obsessive behaviors, and more...

...About the wonderful television show: New Girl




So, this, dear friends and strangers, is the zombie romance novel of a thread. We do, in fact, have notes. If you're a first time watcher, there may be spoilers for you. If you want to have a watch party with other lovers of the Loft livers (oh, I hate that, immediately regret, keeping it in anyway... read how Coach might), then this is your spot.

And here... ... I got you a cookie.

Tempted to give you the spoilers lmao

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Tempted to give you the spoilers lmao

I have seen the show multiple times. I was warning others who haven't that there probably will be spoilers in this thread.


Don't be such a Big Schmidt

 

[Neanderthal247]

I have seen the show multiple times. I was warning others who haven't that there probably will be spoilers in this thread.


Don't be such a Big Schmidt

I had to look that up lmao


https://media0.giphy.com/media/wu14FrNhxl1cc/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95206ollnpwfwmcom8epgjhl7pv0nq9uir750j6ff34&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://media.tenor.com/tTf6nmJXJLoAAAAM/newgirl.gif

My most quoted NG line - Wraps me up nicely.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

https://media.tenor.com/tTf6nmJXJLoAAAAM/newgirl.gif

My most quoted NG line - Wraps me up nicely.

Omg I love that quote so much! And love that it wraps you up nicely

I feel like I'm a Winston more than I care to admit...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Omg I love that quote so much! And love that it wraps you up nicely

I feel like I'm a Winston more than I care to admit...

My favorite Winston character trait is his inability to prank - too BIG or too small

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My favorite Winston character trait is his inability to prank - too BIG or too small

He's Prank Sinatra baby!!

He's also obsessed yet terrible at puzzles. I love how into them he gets

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Fair warning: I will probably post here way too much as I watch the series again

 

[JPReads]

It has come to my attention that there are at least a handful of wonderful people who seem to have as deep of an appreciation, love, mixed-emotions, puzzle-fueled dreams, unhealthy birdshirt obsessive behaviors, and more...

...About the wonderful television show: New Girl




So, this, dear friends and strangers, is the zombie romance novel of a thread. We do, in fact, have notes. If you're a first time watcher, there may be spoilers for you. If you want to have a watch party with other lovers of the Loft livers (oh, I hate that, immediately regret, keeping it in anyway... read how Coach might), then this is your spot.

And here... ... I got you a cookie.

Wait you just randomly thought about me and got me a cookie?!?

Love this show!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Fair warning: I will probably post here way too much as I watch the series again

I look forward to random quotes, thoughts, rants, etc as you rewatch the series

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wait you just randomly thought about me and got me a cookie?!?

Love this show!

Gave me cookie, got you cookie!!!

It's such a good show welcome to the thread

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

One of my all time favorite jokes. I don't know why it makes me laugh every time.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I adore New Girl. I've watched it through more times than I can count. Nick Miller is a character I empathise with more than is probably healthy

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m jonesing for a rewatch now. Might have to start that today. I need something for the background while I cross stitch and that will be perfect.

I’m not a swiftie (also not a hater) but I got sooo much joy out of this girl’s edits. She did a billion of them and they’re so good.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7301096930740899114

 

[Chloe_Harper]

One of my all time favorite jokes. I don't know why it makes me laugh every time.

I love that joke so much it gets me every damn time!!!

I adore New Girl. I've watched it through more times than I can count. Nick Miller is a character I empathise with more than is probably healthy

Yea! Idk how many times I've watched it, but it's a lot. Nick Miller I think everyone either empathizes with on some level, or we've all dated a Miller that was one of our better and worst relationships

I’m jonesing for a rewatch now. Might have to start that today. I need something for the background while I cross stitch and that will be perfect.

I’m not a swiftie (also not a hater) but I got sooo much joy out of this girl’s edits. She did a billion of them and they’re so good.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7301096930740899114

No need to jones pop that sucker on. While cross-stitching is perfect!

Also, that video is fucking hilarious

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Yea! Idk how many times I've watched it, but it's a lot. Nick Miller I think everyone either empathizes with on some level, or we've all dated a Miller that was one of our better and worst relationships

For a long time I viewed myself the same way Nick does when he says "I'm not the guy you settle down with, I'm the guy you date while you're still figuring things out" or words to that effect

I know that isn't true now but I recognise those thoughts very well.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ok, this is dedicated to a New Girl lover out there who's birthday is today. I'm not tagging because idk if they want people knowing. But, when they scroll later, this is for you

 

[Chloe_Harper]

For a long time I viewed myself the same way Nick does when he says "I'm not the guy you settle down with, I'm the guy you date while you're still figuring things out" or words to that effect

I know that isn't true now but I recognise those thoughts very well.

I think we've all been that person at some point in our lives though. Until we find the person we are willing to start making some healthy life changes for to become the "settling down" type.

But yes, the characters I feel all emulate the extremes of real people, but in such a devastatingly relatable way sometimes.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Also, I'm not convinced I can read, I've just memorised a bunch of words

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Also, I'm not convinced I can read, I've just memorised a bunch of words

I was convinced this made sense about Nick just based on the way he put sentences together