🌞🦆Badamy's Useless and Entirely Random Duck Facts🦆🌞

[BadAmy]

Welcome my fine feathered friends.
I present another Badamy thread.
This time it will have useless and random facts...or not.
Disclaimer:
Do not use this thread as a source of information when playing trivia games with friends.

So...you can ask me anything about ducks.

And I'll share nifty things!

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[Dazer3]

Welcome my fine feathered friends.
I present another Badamy thread.
This time it will have useless and random facts...or not.
Disclaimer:
Do not use this thread as a source of information when playing trivia games with friends.

So...you can ask me anything about ducks.

And I'll share nifty things!

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What are the very bare bone facts we should start with, so that we can establish a foundation of knowledge to build upon?

 

[Sundayschild]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck, or 40 duck-sized horses?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Are duck eggs better than chicken eggs?

Do they mind you taking their eggs?

When do you know when a duck wants to reproduce?

How many drakes do you have?

 

[BadAmy]

What are the very bare bone facts we should start with, so that we can establish a foundation of knowledge to build upon?

I suppose you would want to know whether or not you want to have them. Then will they be a pet...or dinner?

Tough call. It can change on a dime.
Trust me.

 

[BadAmy]

Why do ducks (and geese) hate joggers?

Well, it's really geese who do it. And it's because they are assholes.
You don't see no geese in my yard...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Are the Ducks, and Canada Geese really coming for us...?

 

[n8Romantic]

When you duck, how low do you go?

Have you ever had to duck and not gone low enough?

Is it sometimes better to jump than duck?

And to borrow from the Marx Brothers, "Why a duck?"

 

[BadAmy]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck, or 40 duck-sized horses?

40 duck sized horses. I played soccer in highschool and college....( Or foooooootball)
And I have a pretty mean kick.

 

[BadAmy]

Are duck eggs better than chicken eggs?

Do they mind you taking their eggs?

When do you know when a duck wants to reproduce?

How many drakes do you have?

Duck eggs are more nutritionally dense than chicken eggs. More protein and generally bigger in size.

The ducks don't care that I take their eggs. I talk to them at night and tell them the quota for the next morning. They usually deliver. ( No kidding).


Once they hit maturity about 7ish weeks, depending on the breed, they are ready to get it on.

So I keep them separated. I'm not doing that shit.
I have about 8 drakes, 9 hens. But really there is only one Drake....

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[BadAmy]

Are the Ducks, and Canada Geese really coming for us...?

Well, if they don't the murder hornets will.

 

[BadAmy]

When you duck, how low do you go?

Have you ever had to duck and not gone low enough?

Is it sometimes better to jump than duck?

And to borrow from the Marx Brothers, "Why a duck?"

It's not why...
But when...

 

[BadAmy]

What recess game is more fun than Duck Duck Goose?

Knuckle to the neck...

Oh. I see we went to different schools.

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[BadAmy]

When ducks poo...they squirt.#funfact

 

[tallladiesman]

Knuckle to the neck...

Oh. I see we went to different schools.

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You should play camogie
You would fit in
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[Sundayschild]

If I can add a random Goose fact...?

 

[BadAmy]

If I can add a random Goose fact...?

Shure

 

[BadAmy]

You should play camogie
You would fit in
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Oooh lawd.

 

[Sundayschild]

Shure

Polite to ask right?

I've changed my mind. It isn't good enough to share. Carry on.

 

[Dazer3]

I suppose you would want to know whether or not you want to have them. Then will they be a pet...or dinner?

Tough call. It can change on a dime.
Trust me.

Well, damn...? Can I hold and pet them?

 

[tallladiesman]

Oooh lawd.

You would fit right in
Plenty of spirit

 

[BadAmy]

Ducks are more cold.weather hearty than chickens. They love the snow. One thing....they have little vascular activity to keep their feet warm, so despite them loving to sit in the snow...they can and will get frostbite.

 

[BadAmy]

Polite to ask right?

I've changed my mind. It isn't good enough to share. Carry on.

Awwwwww come-on!!! Whatchoo got?

 

[BadAmy]

Well, damn...? Can I hold and pet them?

Oh yes. Even as farm animals. They will imprint on you.
They are super affectionate, very nosey, they chatter with one another and will talk to you.demand things. Try hard to lobby for more outside time.

 

[BadAmy]

Fun fact...dried mealworms are duck crack.
No shit.
I have amazing leverage with a cup full in my hand.