🇺🇸🍔🍉 Fuck It Let’s Have a Labor Day Party!! 🥩☀️🕶

[Trekka]

*taps the keg*

 

[_Ritch_]

I'll be the token Brit who will pop in and say you've spelt "Labour" wrong.

*Runs away before @SassySheDevil gives me shit about our proper English*

 

[Trekka]

im working this weekend
only slightly resentful

so I says to myself, "self, let's have a Virtual Labor Day Slut BBQ on the clock!"

and suddenly I feel much, much better....

mmm... can y'all smell meat?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

im working this weekend
only slightly resentful

so I says to myself, "self, let's have a Virtual Labor Day Slut BBQ on the clock!"

and suddenly I feel much, much better....

mmm... can y'all smell meat?

I've heard there's plenty of meat on here. Sometimes it gets beat... um... tenderized.

 

[JamesD_0117]

I will never have a Labor Day weekend off work until I retire or change careers. So yeah, let’s party! I’ll bring the boat! 🛥

 

[Trekka]

i'm not the only one who knows how to work + party at the same time
#multitasking

 

[Trekka]

I will never have a Labor Day weekend off work until I retire or change careers. So yeah, let’s party! I’ll bring the boat! 🛥

Fuck. Yes.

Beach party, then?
Lake party?
Or, river party, the filthiest of all parties?

 

[QuietCanadian]

i'm not the only one who knows how to work + party at the same time
#multitasking

Not that I'm complaining, but bikinis and angle grinders seem like a bad mix.

 

[*Twisted*]

im working this weekend
only slightly resentful

so I says to myself, "self, let's have a Virtual Labor Day Slut BBQ on the clock!"

and suddenly I feel much, much better....

mmm... can y'all smell meat?

Sounds like a brilliant plan, what could go wrong

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think I found the original party members

 

[Trekka]

I think I found the original party members

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That's me when I first joined, bottom left, looking confused, yet rocking some excellent eye makeup.

 

[Apisto42]

im working this weekend
only slightly resentful

so I says to myself, "self, let's have a Virtual Labor Day Slut BBQ on the clock!"

and suddenly I feel much, much better....

mmm... can y'all smell meat?

On a boat?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'll be the token Brit who will pop in and say you've spelt "Labour" wrong.

*Runs away before @SassySheDevil gives me shit about our proper English*

It's like you know me or something. I'll bring the peanut butter cause Ritch loves Peanut butter. Some eggs for breakfast.

Fuck. Yes.

Beach party, then?
Lake party?
Or, river party, the filthiest of all parties?

I vote bit cabin on the lake!

Not that I'm complaining, but bikinis and angle grinders seem like a bad mix.

lol only the angle grinder?

 

[JamesD_0117]

Fuck. Yes.

Beach party, then?
Lake party?
Or, river party, the filthiest of all parties?

Beach and Lake! Let’s let it spill over!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I am on the couch drinking Margs. At this party can you skanks please use a Dental Damn when giving me a beej in the poolhouse? Its not just for my protection but you have no idea what kinda shit I got. Also I have a cock like a Burmese python.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dude I am on the couch drinking Margs. At this party can you skanks please use a Dental Damn when giving me a beej in the poolhouse? Its not just for my protection but you have no idea what kinda shit I got. Also I have a cock like a Burmese python.

It bites?

 

[QuietCanadian]

lol only the angle grinder?

But also yes. The two that should be wearing steel toed boots look like they are, the manual saw is pretty safe, the sparks from an angle grinder in a bikini seem like a needless safety hazard.

I'm fun at parties.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude am I allowed to celebrate Labor Day? I honestly dont have a real fucking job.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

It bites?

Pythons swallow. Aint you never seen Animal Planet?

 

[SassySheDevil]

But also yes. The two that should be wearing steel toed boots look like they are, the manual saw is pretty safe, the sparks from an angle grinder in a bikini seem like a needless safety hazard.

I'm fun at parties.

I'm kind of impressed you actually noticed the boots.

Pythons swallow. Aint you never seen Animal Planet?

Sadly I don't typically watch shows about snakes.

Swallows you say? What a good Snake!!

 

[Apisto42]

A little music for the bbq?

 

[_Ritch_]

It's like you know me or something. I'll bring the peanut butter cause Ritch loves Peanut butter. Some eggs for breakfast.

You EVIL woman.

Pfft, that's you crossed off my Christmas card list.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ooh! Can we have fireworks?? I love setting off fireworks!

 

[Trekka]

Dude I am on the couch drinking Margs. At this party can you skanks please use a Dental Damn when giving me a beej in the poolhouse? Its not just for my protection but you have no idea what kinda shit I got. Also I have a cock like a Burmese python.

im legit curious if anyone here has ever used a dental dam? spill the bbq baked beans!

so funny, i was just talking to someone about snake charming.

 

[Trekka]

Ooh! Can we have fireworks?? I love setting off fireworks!

ohh. we can have fireworks.