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May 01, 1873
Dear Mr. Bryden,
We have discussed, at length, your wife Camille’s unfortunate condition - quite frankly, the most disturbing case of female hysteria I have ever diagnosed. In my confidence, Mrs. Bryden has confessed to experiencing headaches, melancholy, aggression, depression, and lower abdominal heaviness, muscle pains and other discomfort. For three months I have visited your home biweekly to treat your wife with sessions of pelvic massage - sessions which typically last up to an hour at a time. Meanwhile I have patients with legitimate ailments to attend, as your wife’s stubborn disposition thwarts all my efforts in treating her.
My recommendations that she be admitted posthaste to an asylum have been all but ignored, and now I hear through local gossip that you have contacted a Dr. Swift of California for his assistance. Let me advise you as a professional and as a friend that his methods are a topic of serious controversy within the medical community. Widely criticized is his use of electric, musculo-skeletal relaxation devices, which have been neither thoroughly researched on the sane, nor patented in the United States. While I understand your frustration at your wife’s apparent inability to reach hysterical paroxysm and relieve her symptoms, I must strongly advise you against pursuing Dr. Swift’s radical alternatives to traditional treatment.
However, as your wife seems to have reached a plateau in her convalescence, I feel the need to relieve you of my services in order to see to more urgent medical cases.
You may deliver the remainder of my fee to the address enclosed.
Kind regards,
James Van Everett, M.D.
OOC: I am looking for a Dr. Swift, and - if there is any interest - a husband. PM me if interested.
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Dear Mr. Bryden,
We have discussed, at length, your wife Camille’s unfortunate condition - quite frankly, the most disturbing case of female hysteria I have ever diagnosed. In my confidence, Mrs. Bryden has confessed to experiencing headaches, melancholy, aggression, depression, and lower abdominal heaviness, muscle pains and other discomfort. For three months I have visited your home biweekly to treat your wife with sessions of pelvic massage - sessions which typically last up to an hour at a time. Meanwhile I have patients with legitimate ailments to attend, as your wife’s stubborn disposition thwarts all my efforts in treating her.
My recommendations that she be admitted posthaste to an asylum have been all but ignored, and now I hear through local gossip that you have contacted a Dr. Swift of California for his assistance. Let me advise you as a professional and as a friend that his methods are a topic of serious controversy within the medical community. Widely criticized is his use of electric, musculo-skeletal relaxation devices, which have been neither thoroughly researched on the sane, nor patented in the United States. While I understand your frustration at your wife’s apparent inability to reach hysterical paroxysm and relieve her symptoms, I must strongly advise you against pursuing Dr. Swift’s radical alternatives to traditional treatment.
However, as your wife seems to have reached a plateau in her convalescence, I feel the need to relieve you of my services in order to see to more urgent medical cases.
You may deliver the remainder of my fee to the address enclosed.
Kind regards,
James Van Everett, M.D.
OOC: I am looking for a Dr. Swift, and - if there is any interest - a husband. PM me if interested.
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