โœ’๐Ÿ“š Happy World Poetry Day!

Wild Honey,

I feel like this is a sad way to get a guy to write you poetry.

Concerned,

Pmann
 
There once was a man named O'Doul
Who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor, a cynic
Said "Get out of my clinic"
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

Not mine, but couldn't paste the image, need to brush up on my technical skills
 
There once was a man named O'Doul
Who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor, a cynic
Said "Get out of my clinic"
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

Not mine, but couldn't paste the image, need to brush up on my technical skills

Yay! Thank you!
 
Pussy is red,
Twatwaffles make me blue,
I love eating pussy,
Why donโ€™t you?

Thank you for the applause. Anyone who doesnโ€™t appreciate the hard work that went into writing this amazing piece is a twatwaffle.
 
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