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A prestigious* (*debatable), possibly imaginary, definitely unlicensed firm that exists solely to support brats, troublemakers, and the gloriously unhinged with all their emotional, social, and petty legal needs.
We specialize in weaponized charm, chaotic-good declarations, and customized documents that give your sass structure and your shade some legal weight.
Specializing In:
》Brat Advocacy & Protection Services
》Customized Friendship Contracts
》Compensation Requests for Emotional Damages
》Cease & Desist Letters for Wankers, Exes & Emotional Leeches
》“Blocked. Bye.” Notices
How to Request Services:
Start by sending a PM with a screenshot or summary of your situation.
Or just comment:
“I need representation.”
And tag @LilMiss—she’ll follow up with a private consultation, no paperwork required.
Compensation will be discussed at the time of consultation.
Office Rules (Non-Negotiable)
#1 This space is designed for petty fun, chaos summoning, and expert-level button pushing.
If you bring real drama into this thread, you will be named, shamed, and possibly included in the next sample case.
#2 No anonymous cases. This firm doesn’t represent shadows. Everyone gets named. Everyone gets tagged. That’s the policy.
#3 Unsolicited pics of your bits will result in immediate public mockery and eternal banishment. This is a law office, not an anatomy museum.
We specialize in weaponized charm, chaotic-good declarations, and customized documents that give your sass structure and your shade some legal weight.
Specializing In:
》Brat Advocacy & Protection Services
》Customized Friendship Contracts
》Compensation Requests for Emotional Damages
》Cease & Desist Letters for Wankers, Exes & Emotional Leeches
》“Blocked. Bye.” Notices
How to Request Services:
Start by sending a PM with a screenshot or summary of your situation.
Or just comment:
“I need representation.”
And tag @LilMiss—she’ll follow up with a private consultation, no paperwork required.
Compensation will be discussed at the time of consultation.


#1 This space is designed for petty fun, chaos summoning, and expert-level button pushing.
If you bring real drama into this thread, you will be named, shamed, and possibly included in the next sample case.
#2 No anonymous cases. This firm doesn’t represent shadows. Everyone gets named. Everyone gets tagged. That’s the policy.
#3 Unsolicited pics of your bits will result in immediate public mockery and eternal banishment. This is a law office, not an anatomy museum.