♦New here, could somebody "show me around"?♦

[Heptagonal]

So hey, my name's Heptagonal, most people just call me Hepta, but that was taken, because internet.

I'm 29, male, and I've been browsing Lit for a long time. I only just made an account and tried my hand at writing some stories of my own, so here I am.

I'm not looking for companionship per se, but I would really love to get involved in the community here. I'm a fairly passive person, I've lived in the UK for my entire life, and I generally identify as a dominant person in the bedroom. I don't really have any fetishes or anything like that which I consider weird but... Well, only time will tell what you lot think.

So, could somebody please give me a little introduction? Perhaps a "Things I wish I knew when I joined Literotica"?

Cheers!
-Hepta.

 

[beingtrue2me]

I'm a part time Lit tour guide. I don't work cheap tho. Send me a thousand dollars and we'll schedule your first 15 minute tour. Promise.

 

[georgerb]

Put more definitive information in your profile....

 

[beachbaby179]

And post in threads. Start with the games in the PG. They're not exactly conversations and you don't need to "know" anyone to participate. You'll be fine! Welcome.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Come on over to the General Board, or the "GB" as it is more fondly known! We're a friendly, helpful bunch

 

[RuneBlade]

Come on over to the General Board, or the "GB" as it is more fondly known! We're a friendly, helpful bunch

Aww c'mon, go easy on the virgin!

 

[ElijaRDC]

Aww c'mon, go easy on the virgin!

God damn it, shhhhhhh!

 

[RuneBlade]

God damn it, shhhhhhh!

I'm not above taking bribes to corroborate your version of reality.

I'm cheap and easy.

To bribe.

Ahem.