“Yes! I get to sleep on the couch!”

[Brandnewbuddy]

A man is surprisingly happy that he gets to sleep on the couch. But why?

1. Maybe the house is haunted by a lustful spirit.

2. Maybe daughter’s friends are over and the last time they were over and he slept on the couch, he got a blowjob from someone who he couldn’t see.

3. Make up sex with the wife on the couch is way better than their average bedroom sex.

4. Son has to sleep there while aunt and his hot cousins are visiting.

5. Maybe the couch is just really, really comfy

 

[Rob_Howard]

5. Maybe the couch is just really, really comfy

This can turn out to be a really boring erotica.

But...what if the comfy couch feels like the cuddle and warmth of the man's ex-girlfriend. He is sleeping on the couch in the evening after an exhausting Friday at the office. The touch of the couch makes him so horny, that he begins to undress and touch himself, at the same time replaying in his mind how his ex-GF used to undress him and let him fuck from behind while he spooned her on a similar couch.

This can turn comedic when his family or friends come back from a party and find him lying naked on the couch, touching himself while his eyes are closed, reminiscing his fucks with the ex-GF.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

This can turn out to be a really boring erotica.

But...what if the comfy couch feels like the cuddle and warmth of the man's ex-girlfriend. He is sleeping on the couch in the evening after an exhausting Friday at the office. The touch of the couch makes him so horny, that he begins to undress and touch himself, at the same time replaying in his mind how his ex-GF used to undress him and let him fuck from behind while he spooned her on a similar couch.

This can turn comedic when his family or friends come back from a party and find him lying naked on the couch, touching himself while his eyes are closed, reminiscing his fucks with the ex-GF.

I just suggested that as a joke but I really like your take on it.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

5. Maybe the couch is just really, really comfy

This can turn out to be a really boring erotica.

Here's an idea. What if we combine it with this:

1. Maybe the house is haunted by a lustful spirit.

Instead of the house, the couch itself is haunted. That's because a woman (40 year old virgin) suffered a heart attack and died suddenly while sitting on the couch while it was still at the furniture store. The store, not wanting to lose money on the couch (it's an expensive model, which is why it's so comfortable), sells it to the unsuspecting main character of the story. Meanwhile, the deceased woman's soul is bound to the couch, and can only pass on to heaven if she "loses" her virginity. So she has to arouse and make the man have an orgasm, which will satisfy the heavenly gatekeepers as it lets her in on a technicality.

 

[sirhugs]

the couch has "magic fingers".

 

[DanDraper]

I just suggested that as a joke but I really like your take on it.

Maybe it started as a joke, but you could find some good suggestions.

For example, I liked the idea of #2 and #4 that you suggested but combine them. The son has to sleep on the couch of a finished basement because he has some female family members sleeping over and had to give up his room. And the last time that happened, one of his hot cousins that he couldn't see in the dark snuck down there to give him a blowjob and he's hoping it would happen again.



....

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Does he hate his wife? And her banishing him to the couch is a relief for him to not having to sleep in the same bed as the witch he is married too?

While on the couch, someone in the house does come out to him and sucks his cock really good.

Wife? Who will never do it in the bedroom?
Daughter? Who shuns him all the time and won't listen to him at all?
Daughter's Hot Friend? Jessica, who dad has lusted after from the first time she was over?
Daughter's Large Friend? Elinor, who weighs in at 200 lbs, yet dresses sexy?
Son? He hopes not, yet they have been the best BJs he ever had.

He just keeps his eyes closed the entire time not wanting to really know and have it stop.

 

[sirhugs]

Does he hate his wife? And her banishing him to the couch is a relief for him to not having to sleep in the same bed as the witch he is married too?

While on the couch, someone in the house does come out to him and sucks his cock really good.

Wife? Who will never do it in the bedroom?
Daughter? Who shuns him all the time and won't listen to him at all?
Daughter's Hot Friend? Jessica, who dad has lusted after from the first time she was over?
Daughter's Large Friend? Elinor, who weighs in at 200 lbs, yet dresses sexy?
Son? He hopes not, yet they have been the best BJs he ever had.

He just keeps his eyes closed the entire time not wanting to really know and have it stop.

maybe the communal bed shared by siblings is getting too crowded?

 

[Carnevil9]

Mrs. Carnevil snores like a Kodiak bear. Usually, it doesn't bother me. But sometimes it does. On those occasions, I head for the welcoming embrace of the couch.

Wish I had a haunted couch like LadyJS describes!

 

[Hypoxia]

I like the "haunted couch" notion. All who lie upon it, orgasm magnificently, almost to the stage of cardiac arrest. Yes, the couch is hungry. Who do we next feed to it?

 

[JaxRhapsody]

This can turn out to be a really boring erotica.

But...what if the comfy couch feels like the cuddle and warmth of the man's ex-girlfriend. He is sleeping on the couch in the evening after an exhausting Friday at the office. The touch of the couch makes him so horny, that he begins to undress and touch himself, at the same time replaying in his mind how his ex-GF used to undress him and let him fuck from behind while he spooned her on a similar couch.

This can turn comedic when his family or friends come back from a party and find him lying naked on the couch, touching himself while his eyes are closed, reminiscing his fucks with the ex-GF.

Or... he's in love with the couch and fucks it.

Maybe the couch is a mimic and after busting a nut on it, it got a taste for his dick. He went to clean it up, but it was gone. He came home from the strip club horny, in the dark it looked like his wife was ass out on the couch, wasn't till he tried to reach under her and grope her tits, he realized it was the couch cushions forming a womans shape. Sometimes the back cushions form the thighs and ass of a woman he can mount, or a face and tits. The cloth rips open, giving him any oriface he wants.

 

[Hypoxia]

The alleged 'couch' is actually a shape-shifting ET alien thingy, on a Terrestrial mission to study the recreational and mating habits of humans. Also to steal lost coins, watches, condom and condiment packets, and electronic devices like remote controls and pocket phones. Sleep on the sofa ==> be molested by the alien. Stay-at-home young adults (ie lazy nerds) fight over couch privileges. But who must cleanup in the morning?

 

[Rob_Howard]

Or... he's in love with the couch and fucks it.

Maybe the couch is a mimic and after busting a nut on it, it got a taste for his dick. He went to clean it up, but it was gone. He came home from the strip club horny, in the dark it looked like his wife was ass out on the couch, wasn't till he tried to reach under her and grope her tits, he realized it was the couch cushions forming a womans shape. Sometimes the back cushions form the thighs and ass of a woman he can mount, or a face and tits. The cloth rips open, giving him any oriface he wants.

Yes. This is actually good. He might be away from his wife and he can't stop thinking about her body and the only physical similarity to his wife is the couch.

 

[sirhugs]

The alleged 'couch' is actually a shape-shifting ET alien thingy, on a Terrestrial mission to study the recreational and mating habits of humans. Also to steal lost coins, watches, condom and condiment packets, and electronic devices like remote controls and pocket phones. Sleep on the sofa ==> be molested by the alien. Stay-at-home young adults (ie lazy nerds) fight over couch privileges. But who must cleanup in the morning?

fortunately the tentacle monster looks good in a frilly apron