“stop F*cking My Monsters”

[Brandnewbuddy]

So, two variations on this. In both cases it’s about a mad scientist who is making monsters to take over the world. Each one is a powerful creature capable of devastating cities single handedly…if only people would stop seducing them.

1. It’s the scientist’s own family: maybe if the kids had gotten to go to college like their peers they would be fine, maybe if their mother hadn’t been so hard up for a fuck, maybe if their estranged cousin wasn’t so lovelorn, in any case, they’re at the castle and they can’t help but fall for every abomination the scientist makes.

“Behold the terrible badger woman! With claws that can carve through steel! Muscles that can lift a tank and…oh my god Robert! What the fuck? What the absolute fuck? Again, really?”

“Now face Serena the Siren! Oh come on! Your lips are supposed to be for mind control and auditory attacks not that! Well I still have the tentacled terror-okay, I should have seen that one coming.”

2. A sentai villain (think power Rangers) who keeps making monsters that have an appeal to the heroes.

“Go Minatomos! Take that Charger Red! Yes gaze at his muscles…taking off your helmet? I see, already surrendering…oh, didn’t know you were into that. Dammit Minatomos stop kissing him!”

“Go Planterror! Yes use your sticky sap to destroy their uniforms and ensnare them so you can…OH COME THE FUCK ON! I Givenyiu life and this is how you repay me?

 

[sirhugs]

#1 might work.

 

[JonathanBair]

What do you think of having a monster that can shape shift. One of scientist’s own family may discover this monster has the drive to please, and can shape shift. Would the female family member want to use the monster to take advantage of it's eagerness to please.

She finds it will take the look and shape of any toy,and its willing to adjust her to make her feel better. Like more bumps or less bumps on the shaft. This toy will never run out of batteries too so maybe perfect for that long trip she was thinking about taking.. Maybe the monster can turn into swim suits and other kind of clothing, more ways for her to enjoy it.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Somebody mentioned tenticle monster and Hypoxia is nowhere to be found. Should we be worried?

 

[Hypoxia]

Somebody mentioned tenticle monster and Hypoxia is nowhere to be found. Should we be worried?

I'm more for were-mantids. Do the females, when morphed as humanoid, still decapitate their mates? Not that a human guy needs much of a brain anyway.

I recall a cartoon of a mantid wedding, the bride in her slinky gown, the headless groom in his tux. A bystander says, "It's his second marriage."

Back to the theme. Kids are usually monsters. Don't fuck-em till they're older.