“One candidate put his money in Swiss banks

[busybody..]

One candidate puts my money in Greek economics.”

 

[ChinaBandit]

"just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Do they ever get tired of hurling serious charges that stick to Dem?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl"

busybody knows no music past the Kate Smith era...

You might want to whistle Dixie...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Or The Battle Hymn of the Republic.


With equal enthusiasm.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

One thing's for certain, his holster's unflapped and he has crazy eyes...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You do have a watch, don't you?


I've been meanin' to get one.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I do not.


I gave up all arm'n hand jewelry when it nearly got me killed on a construction site...

Now, I just use my phone; it fits well in my Carpenter pants side leg pocket.

It has no flap, but I'm in no itchin' hurry...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I do not.


I gave up all arm'n hand jewelry when it nearly got me killed on a construction site...

Now, I just use my phone; it fits well in my Carpenter pants side leg pocket.

It has no flap, but I'm in no itchin' hurry...

I could have written that because I do the same.


And wear the same . . . Wrangler.


Except that I use the watch/change pocket for the fone.


No flap there, either.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's where I keep my indestructible $2 gas-station pocket knife.




I do have some little Swiss coins...

 

[ChinaBandit]

I have two Tags and they are BOTH BROKEN!

Lifetime guarantees, but I haven't been able to get to their store.

Most overrated pieces of Swiss "precision" ever marketed. A Timex would be just as good!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I carry a Stanley utility knife in the leg pocket.


And lately there's a Beretta Model 96 in the waistband when there's been something there.


Mexican carry is just all right by me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You can't go wrong with a utility knife or a Fiddy-Cent Hip-Hop watch...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

At $13 for 100 more blades, who cares if I abuse it by using it for things other than which it was intended?


It reloadable.


Just like the Colts.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They're almost screwdrivers...


Get a stout-handled knife!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They make a lovely heavy-duty model I like a lot.


It has a spare blades holder in the handle.


Kinda like having a box magazine.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The thing that pisses me off is the switch...

It's plastic and is always the first thing to break.

When it's metal, it's so cheap it just turns to rust, hey, hey, my my...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ya gotta clean the damn things sometimes.


Boy, you're gonna carry that weight . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ya gotta clean the damn things sometimes.


Boy, you're gonna carry that weight . . . .

That's what they told me when they handed me an M-16...


I'll take the AK

Any day!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That's what they told me when they handed me an M-16...


I'll take the AK

Any day!

I like the M1.


Shoot part of the clip, eject it and reload, drop an empty, and watch the heads pop up.


Plenty of muzzle energy, and downrange, too.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The AK didn't need to be improved...




I need a ROBUST method of changing blades.

 

[busybody..]

^^^Clowns


FUCK OFF

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

STFU miles

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The AK didn't need to be improved...




I need a ROBUST method of changing blades.

It's just an improved StG44 . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's just an improved StG44 . . . .

With a good blade replacement mechanism!