“Get Laid Now!”

[Brandnewbuddy]

So I posted an idea like this a while back under my old account but I’ve refined it a bit.

Essentially, what if those ads you see all over porn sites were telling the truth? There’s a website or app you can get where with no credit card you can get matched up for a sexy rendezvous with someone meeting your criteria?

Figure it could either be an anthology or follow one character: essentially, up late and horny, our lead clicks on the link, fills out her “looking for” part of her profile and instantly, a lover is transported into her room. They make passionate love for an hour and then the lover vanishes.

Next morning she finds an app installed on her phone that she can’t delete and is tied to her profile. When she tries to see if she can get a repeat, the app states her free use is up: she needs to fill out her “open to” section and work an hour pleasing others.

I also considered having a mentor character appear at this point who explains the app, either way, she figures out the rules:

1. Once you enter your “open to” section and press “I’m free” you can get transported anywhere, regardless of distance, as long as you match someone’s “searching for” profile

2. Even if the person who requested you decides they want more or a different service, they can’t do it, once the time is up, it’s up.

4. At the same time, until you click off “I’m free” you’ll keep being matched and even if you’re exhausted, your body will take over and do the act.

5. Aside from everyone participating needing to be 21 or older, you can get matched with anyone and while recording isn’t allowed, you both will remember the meet up and can’t back out of it.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hmmm... sounds a little like the holo phone in ... crap can't think of the name of the film... 80's, future, no one over 30, they kill you off, guy runs, leaves city and finds people on the other side of the wall. Damn.

Any you would flip though a bunch of 'whatever suits your needs' and they would transport to your place if you are the requestor.

I can see it in my head, except for the name of the movie and they even made a series out of it. Crap. My mind is going. somebody's Run.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Logan’s Run.

“MY BIRDS!!!”

Edit for quick clarification: “open to” allows you to pick things like acts, age range, and gender or genitalia. So when I say you’ll get matched with anyone, they still will fit the criteria, so if you leave it blank, you can wind up with absolutely end up with anyone but otherwise it will be from whatever criteria you put in your “open to” profile

 

[Hypoxia]

The 'Get Laid Now' app is run by a religious anti-sex cult that wants to eliminate all fornication, even if it means human extinction. Those who respond are led to an abattoir where they're raped and devoured by starving hounds (reported only, not described, because LIT rules) after being stripped of their phones, tablets, and laptops. Their online personas continue to populate social media with great praise for 'Get Laid Now'. Does genocide ensue?

 

[Carnevil9]

Certainly an interesting concept, and rife with opportunities for some great sex scenes. But I don't see how you can make it work without some sort of magic. Like a mischievous demon or djinn behind it all. Sort of a "be careful what you wish for" situation.

 

[Hypoxia]

Certainly an interesting concept, and rife with opportunities for some great sex scenes. But I don't see how you can make it work without some sort of magic. Like a mischievous demon or djinn behind it all. Sort of a "be careful what you wish for" situation.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
--AC Clarke

The app is a product of Futurians who bring teleportation technology back to our present-day. Their goal: genetically select breeders of future generations. They're choosing their ancestors, bypassing the truism, "You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family."

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

I'm imaging a Hang the DJ style story where the app tells you something like "You will be 87% satisfied" and the story is about the virtualized avatars testing out thousands of different sexual encounters between the two hypothetical users.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Logan’s Run.

“MY BIRDS!!!”

Edit for quick clarification: “open to” allows you to pick things like acts, age range, and gender or genitalia. So when I say you’ll get matched with anyone, they still will fit the criteria, so if you leave it blank, you can wind up with absolutely end up with anyone but otherwise it will be from whatever criteria you put in your “open to” profile

Yes, Logan's Run. Thank you. I'm just getting old. I can remember plots and such, but names of movies, blah!